WHAT THE FUCK.

It doesn’t! But to anti-vaxers autism is a fate worse than death.

Jesus Christ, the anti-vaxxers nutcases will have a field day with this...

Yes, they will, which really sucks. :(

Yes. Yes, they will.

I hate to say or even think it but won’t the borderline insane anti-vaccers of the U.S. seize on this?

There’s one of these on I-35 in Dallas, sharing a building with a strip club. I am morbidly curious about their hiring and retention practices, and how likely it is for waitresses to work two jobs.

That solved your problem? Really?
“Well then how come you’re allowed to not eat gross things and I’m not?”
“Because I’m an adult and when you’re an adult you get to make those decisions for yourself, but right now you’re still a kid and kids have to do what their parents say because they know what’s best for them.”
That’s…

Kids should be required to at least try anything before they reject it because “it looks funny,” though. I don’t agree with making kids eat everything they hate, but they damn sure shouldn’t get to sit in their plain-hamburgers-with-ketchup-and-maybe-plain-cheese-pizza comfort zone all the time (I’M LOOKING AT YOU, MY…

My mom is a spitfire. She’s a tiny, fierce, mean, Irish lady. She had 6 kids in 6 1/2 years. I have a ton of great stories about her, like the time she bought a huge crystal chandelier at an estate sale several hours from our home. Lacking anything to wrap it in for the ride home, she stripped down to bra and panties,…

I had the same thought about mine.

So my mom died when I was 6 from cancer. At my kindergarten “graduation” I was getting a special citizenship award and was really excited about it. The evening of the ceremony, I remeber my mom laying on the couch obviously in a ton of pain. I, being 6, was oblivious and demanded she get ready for my graduation. She…

After a particularly horrific breakup my mother was my rock. We were very close. One afternoon my emotionally abusive ex was a lunch with a date. I wasn’t at the restaurant but my mother and her friends were.

I keep a red scrunchie around for those occasions when I feel the need for superpowers. If I could keep a permanent stock of cherry slushies, I would do that as well. It is SO GOOD. The surreal cinematography, the clothing, the dialogue, Heather #1’s pink satin sleep-dress, the fact she slept like a vampire, the date…

YOU TWO

Every one of those pieces is so very.

oh yeah, thats it

Because you’re an idiot.

will someone tell me why i smoke these damn things

Or that we require the enforcement of labor laws so people are paid just wages. Tipping is a hugely problematic system that does not improve worker treatment. Every evaluation of tipping indicates it’s racist and sexist as hell for workers and encourages racist and sexist treatment of customers.