hmmm it is almost as if romantic feelings are a complicated human phenomenon that can’t be distilled into an algorithm based on compatibility questions

#KylieLipChallenge

“An allergic reaction.”

That’s lizard shaming.

I imagine that would be a really difficult thing to process, but like, go to therapy maybe instead of fake crying on a reality show.

It takes a certain degree of talent to not just pimp your daughters, but also your husband

Always relevant.

“I like a healthy look. I don’t buy into that skinny-is-better mentality.”

That’s incredibly offensive. Typically our meetups culminate with sipping from a cauldron of harvested male tears, followed by the ritual sacrifice of a GamerGater.

“Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.”

“Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them”

I was under the impression “so extra” is, like, calling someone superfluous but in a rude way? I could be wrong though. Or maybe Canadian kids talk different gibberish?

I hear you! My hair always falls smoothly and never looks cool and textured no matter HOW those layers are cut.

You can’t do it if you have a cow’s lick. Like... a standy uppy fringe.

Kim Kardashian West

ME: How about any style, ever?

Now all I’m going to do for the rest of the day is watch music videos from the late 90s with an alternative-rock-singersongerish strong female lead. Oh the fashion, oh Gwen Stefani’s weird bindi in the Don’t speak video, oh naked alanis morrisett, oh lisa loeb’s glasses.

Yeah, like, italicized and everything. Way harsh.

Was that a dig at Kristen Schaal? ‘Anyone’?