Yea it said it was an après swim deep conditioning treatment.

Oh I'm not saying it was a good choice. I'm just saying its a hair treatment for after swimming. I think she thought it looked gritty and didn't expect people to have an issue.

It is however the correct way to make it less caloric in that “there ain’t no fucking way I’m eating that” makes something less caloric.

The thing I’m most outraged by is that she MISSED A PIECE!!! IS THIS NOT INCLUDED IN HAIRSTYLING 101???

Yeah, I think that kind of information is the garnish that we use when we don’t really know anything about the person. It’s a collection of mini-scandals meant to defame. The fact that the fashion industry is based almost exclusively on sweatshop labor, I think that probably says more about people in her line of work…

The thought of a small child in a horse face mask is going to be my light in the darkest of places.

Yeah, but how does it compare to Jack White’s guacamole recipe?

I don’t have anything to add... cos all I thought was, we all know this kid’s mother is dressing her, right?

And stupid marketing ploy.

Exactly what I was thinking.

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Introducing J.Crew’s Spring 2016 collection:

Can we just admit that 70% of the fashion world just builds on a gimmick, 20% just builds on classic lines, and 10% is true talent? They’ve always made themselves out to be more than they are and moves like this just reek of desperation to prove it.

I already work at home with google, john! I make one million thousand billion dollars a minute 7 days a week 365 days a year and google personally blows me every day. Two weeks ago google awarded me with the distinguished Medal of Honor for my excellent work.

Alright, dear; since I love you despite my scathing break-up letter over your choice of imbibable, alcoholic suds I am going to be sweet about this instead of just tearing your head off. You are outside of this a sage and I should have listened to you about the rabbits. If a rabbit got the chance, it would eat you and…

ugh.

The trailer really bothered me. It was written by a straight white guy? Figures. It sounds like he’s been watching too many episodes of RuPaul’s Drag Race.

This was filmed in my neighborhood and, frankly, this kind of juvenile bullshit and unstable personalities is everything I hate about living here. I can't imagine who thinks this is great. Not to mention the stereotypes and misogyny.

This sounds like horrible garbage.

Two trans women tracking down and assaulting another woman over a man? Doesn’t sound misogynistic and troped at all!

Yeahhhhhh that’s misogynistic af. I think the director is getting too much slack because it’s not brazenly transphobic, but that entire premise is enough to make even the most open minded feminist feel a little TERFy. About the movie, that is.