I just reviewed the video and he only caught THE MOST AWKWARD MOMENT. Apparently at first he thought he was videoing, but he was really just taking a bunch of photos. Here’s a screengrab because I don’t know how to attach a video:

Mostly I just like telling embarrassing stories about them on the internet. One time Max Myers dropped acid and ran around an outdoor mall naked. He tried to hop in some poor random teenage girl’s car and he said TAKE ME HOME TAKE ME HOME until her high school football player boyfriend dragged him out of the car.

DON’T ENCOURAGE MY ADDICTION

I never thought I would say I have anything in common with Britney Spears, but Clean Sheet Night is the best night!

Has anyone tried the Blue Moon Horchata Ale yet? It's delish.

WAAAAAAHHHHHH, I accidentally drank Blue Moon thinking it would impress people and all my friends laughed at me. I’m gonna sue those fuckers!

8. Beachy waves

So in on the joke a bunch of them walked right the fuck out of the joke.

Have you actually tried them? My big butt and remaining baby belly pooch LOVE this type of jean. I was previously VERY MUCH AGAINST

Cute dog. That's a picture of it right before it ripped Celine Dion's face off. You can see abject terror in her eyes and her holding on to the dog's throat trying to get away from it.

I bite everyone who doesn’t show me their hands before petting me. Standard protocol.

Depends on body type. You don’t need to be slender for them to look good, but you do need to have a defined waist, and to be built in such a way that you don’t have much of a belly, proportionately. They’re great on women with “apple bottoms.”

I actually just bought some pretty high-waisted skinny jeans and was shocked at how not-awful they looked. And surprisingly comfortable, in that they don’t cut into the middle of my stomach...

High-waisted skinny jeans? Do those look good on ANYONE except this model?

Must have more than just that to charge her surely?