I suppose it could be fake, but I kinda don’t care. I love that it came from anyone, be it their own mind or their memory!
There was this professional dancer in Seattle my age with whom I have many mutual friends and also with whom I competed for a man’s affections for a time, but bowed out as gracefully as I could when I realized who I was up against (not that I had a snowball’s chance in hell to turn his head.) She travels the world,…
If you marry her— strike that, reverse it. ;)
the devil himself evicts his worst tenants
Yes they wrote “Maybe Chrissmyass”
What is going on here? This is a really, really old story!
The best preppers are people who don’t tell anyone they’re preppers.
YASSSKWEEN.
Oh, Tim Gunn, how I long to be invited to come sit next to you.
Speaking of Joann’s, they too are constantly offering discounts. Between their email coupons and their shopping app, there are any number of ways to take 10-30% off everything.
Was I not following you until now?! MY BAD!
YASSS!!!
I NEED TO COLOR IT WITH CRAYONS.
PERFECTION.
I don't even know how to respond to that except, like, maybe you accidentally ate the styrofoam and paper products the food was served in? Except those would probably be delicious too. Because juices.
But you know why! Because that chicken is freaking DELICIOUS.
This happens within families, too. This is exactly how sexual abuse tears families apart. People often take the perpetrator’s side, and it’s often because they perceive taking that side to be in their best interest.
Silver lining/hot take/unpopular opinion/devil’s advocate?