Here’s why they did it. Because they can and there will be absolutely NO REPERCUSSION to their bottom line. None. Nata. Zip. Zilch.

So you don’t get a ticket for driving barefoot; you get charged for the ten pounds of crystal meth that was in the trunk?

I know that must have been hard for you.

IBM’s computer thinks in chocolate and vanilla. Sometimes what it knows is chocolate, sometimes it’s vanilla, sometimes it’s a swirl. Sometimes, though, the swirl melts; then you have to decide if there was more chocolate or more vanilla in that puddle. IBM just hired a fat kid that can tell the difference.

I feel if this article was rewrote to replace all the computer jargon with food items, I might have a better chance at understanding what I just read.

My first statement is always “I’m calling about the car you have for sale.” If their response is “Which one?” I hang up.

I have done IT support for business users, with the usual tales, but, BY FAR the most painful tech support calls I have ever done have been for family members and friends.

“Sir, I need you to restart your computer.”

How do you know it was a word processor?

How to find porn (early(er) internet):

My nomination:

Good, because that means I won’t have to deal with the atrocious Vimeo UX on the Roku to watch the new episodes.

It gets worse. It gets much MUCH worse. If there is such a thing as “spiritual abuse” that's it.

Our children were created for friendship with Christ. Before anything else, this is their chief purpose in life: to be Christ’s friend.

No physical evidence? How about a shell casing/gum with DNA, video surveillance footage, tire tracks, etc. There were complications, sure, like a lack of a clear motive, and no murder weapon, but there was plenty of physical evidence.

While there wasn’t a murder weapon, there was a mountain of other physical evidence.

Defense Lawyer here - Generally, no. If he takes the stand, yes. These are all probable answers because it's not my State.

Circumstantial evidence can be some of the most powerful evidence there is.

Some of them are good, but I agree they are biased toward being overly positive. Also, the type of person who just reviews amazon purchases all day isn’t quite the “average consumer.”