I thought maybe I could get through Brooks’s writing if it were curated and summarized, but no. I do not understand how he can consistently be near the top of the Most Emailed or Most Viewed categories that appear on the Times website. He’s like Bill Moyers’s evil twin who is trying to convince himself he’s the good…

The likelihood of something happening to you to prevent you from returning to the car seems low, but it’s possible. I guess if the kid would be safe during the time it takes someone to find out that the unconscious person hit by a car and lying in the street (or, later, in the ambulance, or at the hospital) has a kid…

Even this headline makes me choke up a little. Damn you, baseball!

Wait. Nail salons aren’t exclusively operated and staffed by Vietnamese on the East Coast?

But as long as the cop reasonably believes the act is illegal, evidence resulting from the stop can still be used against you!

I just deleted Anna Wintour from my list.

I grew up in Idaho and remember sonic booms from my childhood. Maybe the planes were coming from Fairchild AFB in Spokane. I can’t imagine having that noise eight times a day.

Facial recognition sounds great, but I want more identification than that: landscape, bird, tree, train, car, architecture, dog, etc.

The likelihood of finding video porn using that method is directly proportional to the volume setting on your speakers.

I did PageMaker technical support for Aldus and then Adobe in the ‘90s. I heard rumors about someone who put Wite-Out on her screen, but I’m not sure I believe it. I remember a call, however, from someone who was upset that the space between the content and the edge of the paper wasn’t as expected. After probably 20…

As a kid, I literally put Tide in the tub. Or Cheer. Maybe both. They were just as bubbly as Mr. Bubble!

To have great pain is to have certainty; to hear that another person is in pain is to have doubt.

The person using the app was in London. It was the app that was attempting to push its values onto the user.

Streisand Effect anyone?

The Tovolo Sphere Ice Molds don't seem to be available for $8.80 anymore. The current price is $10.21, which is only $0.79 below the regular price.

The Tovolo Sphere Ice Molds don't seem to be available for $8.80 anymore. The current price is $10.21, which is only…

They often don't include dialogue in trailers for foreign films, but the films are typically not bad. (Bad foreign films don't have much chance of making it to theaters in the U.S.)

I suspect the reason we're seeing large batches of gray-markety sales of the 5D Mark III is that Canon is dumping inventory in preparation for shipping the 5DS in June.

I suspect the reason we're seeing large batches of gray-markety sales of the 5D Mark III is that Canon is dumping…

You're right, but he seems like a bit of a goody-two-shoes, and the villainous facial hair offsets that nicely for me. I get that not everyone would agree. My husband doesn't.

Does Andrew Jerecki actually think that goatee looks good?

I'm sure few of my company's clients know the names of the people who work here, so I guess we are lucky we get paid.