Who WOULDN'T want Idris to be Bond? Goddamn. The things I would do to that man...

BLESSED BE.

I'm currently AWOL, don't tell them you saw me.

Oh come on. Nicki's verse on Bang Bang is so phoned in you could hear the dial tone when it was over. I'm pretty sure the last line of it is "You guys are paying cash, right?"

"I'm bringing booty back (newsflash, she has none so...yeah)...go 'head and tell those skinny bitches that."

Wait. Did Mariah Carey not release anything in 2014?

This is probably the least exciting part about this video, but: the size discrepancy between Plat Shaq and Teeny Onika is bananas.

Latino nannies.

The chapter should be closed on campus. End of story. Completely unacceptable.

You do not respond to a peaceful protest, even one you disagree with, by throwing things and mass intimidation tactics. Or, if you do choose to be a giant dickwad, you get to suffer the consequences, which should be MORE THAN A SLAP ON THE…

Waiting for the follow-up article where the frat members / someone who likes their parties tells us all how unfair this decision is.

If you could see the look of shock on my face...these are the men that want to run our country.

AND men! the patriarchy is what is forcing all of these unhappy men to try and fulfill roles and spaces that aren't a good fit for them. what tells men they have to be the breadwinner? the patriarchy. what tells men they are worthless if they don't have a beautiful woman? the patriarchy. what fails to teach men how to…

Yeah. I'm wading through all the political spoils of rape culture. Woowee! Look at me with all my fucking political spoils!

Also, the "attention" we receive as victims is not the kind that I'd wish on anybody.

What got me about his tirade was the "a political tool used to bludgeon men into obedience" part. Like oh excuse me sir, I think you meant "the patriarchy" and/or "gender roles" that have been historically used to bludgeon women into obedience.

i need them to name one fucking political spoil i have gotten. name fucking one.

Odalisque variation from Le Corsaire for a competition

Heh, it was a story an actor told me of doing a play at OSF and the characters eat lobster. They couldn't afford actual lobster every night, of course, so instead they used a fake lobster shell stuffed with instant mashed potatoes. Eating cold instant mashed potatoes six shows a week while pretending it's lobster is…

Can we please talk about rapper Mase who lost 1.5 million of his 1.6 million followers!!!