I'm so sorry you had to deal with someone who did that to you. Being monogamous is serious work, and I hope he figures out how to honest in his future relationships. What an ass.

I just peed a little

It's awesome. We're both non-jealous types (obviously, since I find his obscene number of sexual partners a turn on) so we like to keep our options open in case something, or someone, fun pops up.

LOL mostly pre-marriage but we open it up on occasion, on a case by case basis. Hooking up with other couples is always hot.

for real tho

Lord knows. He's 44, looks like an Italian version of Bradley Cooper, has the charisma of the likes I have never seen in another human, and a magical ability that makes people want to sleep with him anywhere at anytime (seriously, this includes sex on the subway with a stranger at 4am).

Coming from someone who's spouse was very... promiscuous, and who's best estimate of people he's slept with is anywhere from 800-2000, I just refuse to believe that she kept such an accurate count. After a certain point the data would just be mind numbing.

WHY DOES THIS EXIST?!?

That is the best way to learn how to give a blow job.

I'm not sure what you mean by "you people" or why what I suggested would be a "woe is me" (why not have it be about empowerment?) story about straight women only. Pretty sure in the states lesbian couples can get married they can get divorced as well.

One demographic I want to see on television, that for the most part is almost completely ignored, divorced women in their twenties and early thirties. It's something that's not talked about often, but it would be an interesting perspective for a new female protagonist. Bravo probably isn't the place to do that, but…

"Out of my way asshole, I'm looking fucking awesome." - I wish that was a direct translation from KKKG.

haha you'll learn a lot about the cervix! Granted, I had part of mine removed two years ago, so that makes things difficult.

My one hope for parenting is that we get our kids used to sleeping through loud noises at an early age. No doubt we'll still traumatized them though.

^This. They're always the sub.

You would think anyone who works in marketing would just, as a rule of thumb, avoid the word "slave". I mean, it's just not worth it.

Also, peppermint Tums are lifesavers.

I will totally eat another one in the morning! So sorry you're dealing with the nausea, but congrats on 13 weeks!!! I was lucky to not have much nausea past 10 weeks, but I've had to deal with a lot of other not fun stuff during this pregnancy (insufficient cervix and waaaaay too low blood pressure), so I guess it's a…

Yeah, I totally get that. Sorry you got sick! I'm trying to get calories in today at least. Yesterday I cried in whole foods because I only wanted coconut water. It was a disaster, haha

Who's ready for the Newsroom tonight?!