More power to the flat chested! I wonder if there are any other people, like myself, who feel SEXIER when their boobs are smaller? Cleavage freaks me the fuck out, I hate anything with an underwire, and nothing feels sexier than not wearing a bra when out in public.

Did our mothers do too much blow in their twenties and too much Valium when we were toddlers? Because the blissful disposition of not caring to understand something has always mystified and intrigued me. Will I graduate to this level of intellectual freedom someday? Is this a generational thing? Did I do an adequate…

These are two not necessarily "walk of shame" stories, but more complete Halloween pandemonium.

I'm just so used to being bitched at on here I just had to assume! Haha, thank god you weren't serious

My son won't know that we aren't celebrating Christmas for a few years. I didn't choose to have a baby due at the holidays, fertility isn't the easiest thing to plan precisely. Plus my mother was born around Christmas, we've been dealing with the gift issue for a while.

Awesome!

My husband and I are expecting our first child around Christmas and we are taking the opportunity to ignore Christmas completely. Sorry, too busy, BABY.

I totally miss my Vans platform sneakers. And according to dELIA*s I looked fucking awesome.

Well when I lived 20 minutes (by car) outside Manhattan I didn't feel safe getting home on the subway at 3am, so I would take a car.

There is a lot of hating going on here, but you know what? I would much rather pay $1 to help her out because she was responsible enough to NOT DRINK AND DRIVE. Also, if you're a 20 min car ride from home you have to be concerned about your safety late at night, no matter who you are. So props to her for making it…

For fuck sake. Thank god it's the middle of the day.

SERIOUSLY.

Dear Mr. Cumberbatch,

I didn't partake in any pre-wedding diet. I said "fuck it" after I got pregnant 3 months before the wedding (no accident, we just assumed it would take a lot longer to get pregnant with my medical history) and then had a miscarriage one month before the wedding.

It's brunch you guys. And really, brunch is lunch on a weekend where it's acceptable to drink. And like many people who work during the weekdays this might be the time you can actually see friends. Depending on your professions you may even have both parents there as well to take care of the baby.

Okay, the quick version:

Glad you're getting the biopsies done because it can happen to young women (I was 20). Listen to your body and hopefully they are just fibroadenomas!

Unless you have been diagnosed with breast or ovarian cancer it will be nearly impossible to have your insurance cover testing. I don't know my biological father and when we found a secondary bone tumor (not mets) after my cystosarcoma phyllodes (incredibly rare form of breast cancer) it was enough cause to warrant…

A depressing Halloween to be seen I'm sure. Can't wait for Halloween 2016. Election years always have the best of the best, a political satire goldmine.

"Democrat Dick. It's what fits best."