Maybe not the most brutal, but definitely cursed. I went through a series of boyfriends where immediately after the dumping they ALL got in car wrecks.

Because I definitely want to fall asleep feeling like I'm having a bad LSD trip...

That last image tho... I just feel sorry for the mummy that has to take that stump dick. Poor thing.

SoFl: basic = classy

In SoFl if you can show someone the outrageous price tag, then it must be classy.

"these are not the size I am used to! What kind of buffalo did we get them from?"

We don't know the medical history of this woman, and as someone who has had both breast and cervical cancer and has worked extensively in young adult cancer advocacy, when a part of your body is taken from you it doesn't mean you intended on changing your views on family planning.

Fuck it, I love the Newsroom and I don't care who knows! Aaron Sorkin, I love you man.

I'm 24 weeks and I hear ya. I don't like it at all. The only photo of me that I was pressured into posting has my face covered by a white tiger. Because that would be cooler.

As a 24 week (5.5 months) pregnant woman I hate the word "bump". I might say, "My belly is massive" but I don't think of that as a cute way to say I'm pregnant. To me belly = pork belly = fat. While I try to stay positive about the way I look, I can't handle all the "bump" culture bullshit. I am doing something pretty…

My ex-fiancé had a lovely way of getting blasted beyond comprehension and leaving a wake of chaos and destruction.

Two girlfriends of mine decided that since it was President's Day Monday, we had the day off, why not bake pot brownies? After putting $90 worth into one pan we made the age old mistake of not baking a second non-weed pan. Needless to say the brownies were fucking delicious. So between the three of us we ate the whole…