Between Barstool getting slapped and Nick Foles becoming a Jaguar it’s been an interesting week for three-legged sports figures.

She is easy to replace. They replaced her on Sportsnation and popped in some other girl. They did the same with Dana Jacobsen on Cold Pizza, or what is now 1st and 10. 

But Greeny is somehow more qualified to “explain the intricacies of a zone blocking scheme or break down a jet sweep?”

This is good baseball.

BREAKING: Ohio sends Urban Meyer to Congress

OSU alum here. This is all obviously very disappointing to me on many levels. But fuck, how have these coaches not realized that the downfall is ALWAYS in the cover-up? Like, this shit happened several years after everything materialized with Penn State. It’s baffling to me that these coaches* cannot figure this out.

Kinda hard to re2pect this a22hole anymore.

I’m letting everybody know that when this bastard kicks it, I’m celebrating. I’m not biting my tongue, I’m throwing a party. If it’s a weekday, I’m calling in sick, getting drunk, and having a good time, because regardless of the weather, it’ll be a really great day.

You libs are so judgmental. You know, some people, REAL AMERICANS, read his words with pride.

Ash? That was dirt left over from the gutter she woke up in.

Fuck this posturing, irritating, fake-ass bitch. I love that she spent all Wednesday with a fucking ash cross on her forehead to pander to her viewers. Maybe think about what Jesus would say about the wealth inequality in this country, you hateful cunt.

I’m sure as fuck not watching the documentary to find out but, the important question: WAS Brady’s daughter “being an annoying little pissant”? 

I assume we can look forward to Penn State erecting a statue in honor of Simon soon.

Then don’t run. There seems to be a very simple solution to your concern.

In his defense, I’m sure ESPN would hurl some gotcha questions at him, like “Which team do you want to win?” and “What sport is this?”

Um, Barry, you got a slight error here.

Not West Virginia. Everybody knows miners can’t give consent.

It is not just reporters. It snows pretty much every year in Chicago, and yet the first time it happens each November or December, everybody acts like they have lived their entire lives in Australia. Especially the drivers. We got a half inch of snow a few weeks ago and it tripled my commute for no reason at all.

About 66,829 ways.