The Michigan tale is a crock of shit that was perpetuated by Ernie Johnson and his band of turds telling America that the Wolverines were a “team of destiny” because they *ALMOST DIED* in their plane mishap. Then they promptly went out and got beat by Oregon two hours later.

Christmas is legally designated as a public holiday by every single country in the western hemisphere, as well as all of Europe and Oceania and most of Africa. The fact that a given individual does not participate in the rites and observances of a holiday does not make it not a holiday. If, on a particular day in your…

Not sure why Curt chose to “@” Donald Trump in those last 2 tweets.

Don’t listen to Patrick. Tell her your relationship is at an end if she doesn’t quit. If she refuses to quit, respect her decision and move on. As hard as that may be, you’ll be happier in the long run and the children will be happier as well.

If you lived in Poland, circa 1939, you could have Hitler or you could have Stalin.

I’m guessing Comcast will be the first one, since they already don’t give a shit about good customer service and are openly assholes.

I’m waiting for the first ISP to act badly. You know the very first instance of douche baggery will result in all of us yelling a resounding “We told you so,” I hope it happens as soon as possible.

Working on it

Felger will die from a heart attack while having sex in the missionary position.

Wait, isn’t this the moron who’s always shitting on people for taking paternity leave? What an opportune moment to publicly remind people to care more about their families.

I don’t want to Monday Morning QB your editor but I think we probably would have figured out “Boston” from the rest of the headline.

“I fought to protect the freedoms you enjoy in this country, so you better stop fucking enjoying them!”

Since he is going on Sean Hannity’s show it sounds like he would rather cry with the sinners than laugh with the Saints 

Wow, it’s almost like the protests, like the national anthem itself, have nothing to do with the troops and everything to do with the dehumanization of black people. Who knew!

This may be petty, but her dumbass dad is King Dipshit so I give it a pass.

I’ve always thought Ivanka’s use of words was compelling interest sincerely.

Oh, shit! You don’t know what “petty” means, do you?

Here you go: http://www.cnn.com/2017/10/24/politics/trump-denali-mt-mckinley/index.html

I did not state that Kansas turned him into one. But the way they bent over backwards to enable him, and the way Bill Self debased himself was shameful.

Let’s not forget that Josh Jackson was a fucking asshole, that Kansas allowed him to be a fucking asshole, Bill Self enabled his fucking assholeishness, and thus he is likely still a fucking asshole.

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