Typo on first mention of Adam:

I own a Prius. I love my Prius. But it takes the damn thing about 45 seconds just to get to 35 mph.

Where the fuck is that last GIF from?

This video may have singlehandedly turned around a really shitty week.

OMG, I forgot about Sex House. That shit was bonkers!

Hah, I thought the same thing: "Hmm, maybe it's time to move back to MN."

Ditto. I've been in a funk this whole week, depressed that I can no longer deny live in one of those crappy-ass red states where education and infrastructure is in shambles. May the ghost of Fightin' Bob Lafayette haunt that weasel's dreams for eternity.

You know it's been a horrible week when a guilty verdict in a rape case is considered great news and not just the expected outcome of a horrible chain of events that should have never happened in the first place.

Bonus points for "the villain in a Tyler Perry movie."

I guarantee you that teacher is the object of many a teenage crush.

I sent this story to Kara with the question "royal shade or just badassery?"

I've never met him, but his sister is married to my 3rd cousin, and she's super awesome. You might remember her 15 minutes of fame:

Yaaaas. That's exactly what I was picturing in my head! She should illustrate the fajita people, too.

No worries, I love my DC geeks. I used to be one.

You live in DC, don't you? When I lived there, the day the Economist arrived in everyone's mailbox was always the best day of the month for them. It was hilarious and awesome.

This seems like certain Academy shade on the part of Obama

I once turned to a kid in my middle school drama class and told him "Your mom is a sow." It took him a second, but he didn't punch me because he realized his mom was one of my mom's high school friends, with whom she'd started a "club" called the SOWs ("Support for Older Women") when she turned 30. We were great…

I volunteer at a tiny grocery co-op, and we've got a lot of gluten-free stuff. However, my all-time favorite gluten story was when a frequent customer (who never seemed that bright to begin with) who claimed to be gluten-free rushed in, grabbed some FLOUR tortillas and said, "I don't have time to check if these are…

I'll throw in a vote for the Kor Delta. 500ml fits in my purse and best of all, locks so it doesn't accidentally open and soak everything.

I'll throw in a vote for the Kor Delta. 500ml fits in my purse and best of all, locks so it doesn't accidentally…

There was a die-in at a mall here in Milwaukee, and they started out by singing Christmas carols, both as a way to get people's attention and to emphasize it was a peaceful protest. I thought that was a classy move.