Bridesmaids fails in that a good many scenes happen on the road from Milwaukee to Chicago...which the filmmakers seem to think consists of cornfields, instead of Kwiktrips and cheese castles. 

Content writer here. Tried Copy.ai this morning. Not worried about my job. But does take care of the pesky “getting the first words down on paper” step. 

If you like costume dramas and you like Nicola Coughlan, you should watch Bridgerton. I’d say after the lead romance, her story line about her relationships with the Bridgertons is the most engaging/substantial.

Just please, please try to ignore the horrible quote-unquote ‘regency’ silhouette of the costumes.

Honestly, just call it “Snow White” and cast short actors/otherwise nonthreatening actors—not actors with dwarfism (or at least not all). There is literally no reason the characters need to be quote-unquote dwarves. They have no magical powers, the plot doesn’t require them to be short.

Every time I get frustrated with someone’s broken English, I have to remind myself they can speak at least one more language than I can, so I’m the dumb one. 

“...when corporations can make us all rich.”

“Absolutely not.” Wunmi Mosaku stealing scenes and weapons.

No, she’s not. She posted a video on YouTube specifically to refute this where she emphatically states that her kids are vaccinated. She just didn’t follow the traditional schedule. Her kids are vaccinated for covid, she has been vaccinated for covid.

I love how when Walker says “Put down the pointy sticks,” Ayo’s face basically just shouts “You are a condescending racist ass and you will be dead very soon.”

I don’t think I’m even out of the greys, but feel free to kick me back there for being the language nerd. It should be “Deep Space Nine, née Terak Nor.” Née means “born as”...

Lest I sound pompous, know I set my stove on fire 30 minutes ago....

I’m 100% white and my fav tweet from yesterday was the woman who wrote “I’m traveling back in time and redlining white mortgage applications.”

That lipstick is giving me hope that she’s moved beyond her “Theresa May sober suitcoat and practical haircut” phase...I know she was trying to get into politics, but Eddie Izzard without glam is disconcerting. 

I too, sped through Harriet the Spy in one day. Fond memories, though I can’t remember the plot.

Thanks for the history lesson! (Sincerely, not sarcastically)

I was visiting the museum at the National Geographic headquarters when I learned that when the Nina, Pinta and Santa Maria set sail, the Chinese were building ships that DWARFED anything in Europe. Like, 3 or 4 times larger. And I got mad, because for all the history classes on the Renaissance and the Industrial…

Nah, we’re here. Reading The Root is how we find out where we need to dispatch our Karen Intervention Teams. Sorry we’re so behind. We had a lot more funding under Obama but Trump slashed our budget and doubled our workload.  

I have had that line going through my head nonstop for two weeks, so I am here for this despite being only 48% That Bitch. 

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Ditto this. I didn’t go because I knew it would be hella crowded. My coworker went and said Lizzo killed it but the view was so bad it wasn’t really worth going.

Smart move. I logged on just now to read the full statement. I kind of wish there was a way for me to show my support, but the main thread people were posting to also locked.