Reese clearly spends her time in a different area of Nashville than I do.

He looks to be in poor health and kinda terminally stupid. Who wants to put him out of his misery? That is how this works, right?

Whew! I was worried there weren’t going to be any WHAT ABOUT TEH MENZ!?1 comments.

Thank you! I didn’t care for it last time and I don’t like it any better now.

Oh, and he’s also a professional boxer.

The guy who beats up women?

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

FYI I was sent to my room for my whole 6th birthday party. I texted my mom to see if she could remember why and we can’t, but both she and Dad remember “that was the mermaid party” with “the blonde mermaid pinata” and about 10-15 special activities with handcrafted games and party favors. Which I, their bratty 6 year…

One gets a sense of dirtiness, even if the guy with the beard is dressed well. Not sexy.

I’ve always disliked facial hair. I feel totally justified now.

It wasnt a viral video. It was a story that got picked up by multiple news sources and spread. I understand what you meant, but this issue is deeper than a viral video, ie. cats, aint nobody got time for that, more cats and something with babies. Disadvantaged people having there families broken by governmental powers…

He hasn’t lost his memory, but he’s hoping you have.

“My responsibility as a human being is to love and accept everybody. Not to criticize people for who they are.”

I keep contrasting this with the very famous white baby born in the UK today. I wish all children and their mothers were afforded such protection and care. Do better, humans...

How dare you disgrace Helen! Surely she’d offer something a bit more healthy, like a potato with a side of bread. #oreoagenda

I maintain it was “Punch Drunk Love”. He wasn’t trying to be funny for once, and it made for a really poignant look at the normalcy of being broken. I was really hoping he’d do more work like that. Or at least more like Happy Gilmore, which was just fun-stupid instead of mean-stupid.

The subtitle for this whole fracas should be "What Happens When a 12 Year Old Never Grows Up And Has Money."

If they’re in on the joke, let them be the leads and let them write the fucking jokes that put idiots like Sandler, who trade in garbage humor, in their place.

In general I’m not very into organized religion. But every time the Church of Satan takes some kind of public action, I’m sincerely tempted to join. The only thing stopping me is that anything with the word Satan in it is a little too close to Christianity for me to feel comfortable with.

A few people have raised the questions “gee, isn’t this normal for the court system,” so I’ll address on this comment (with all respect to the other commenters who’ve asked, I’m only going to do it this one time).