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Jun 12 2015
170

So you’re saying that because she’s rich, it’s not a big deal that the cops acted out of line and mistreated her? Cause she can just go back to her nice apartment and go to brunch?

Jun 12 2015
10

I can’t wait to read her book. I hope I have at least 1/10 of the life she’s had so far.

Jun 10 2015
83

As a real actual hobo, I would just like to say that the bindle is wholly impractical for a hobo lifestyle. So jokes on you, wannabes.

Jun 10 2015
163

I said I’d bang Laura Prepon, even though she’s a Scientologist. Cause...good goddamn.

Someone went full tilt and said no one cares about my boner and sarcastically commented on the fact that a woman doesn’t have worth until a man wants to fuck her, right?

I commended their attempt and thanked them for playing.

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Jun 10 2015
454

“Queers can’t get married because the bible is against it. So, to protest, we’re going to get a divorce...which the bible is also against. So, you know, Jesus.”

Jun 8 2015
43

If that sculpture is a vagina, then the Washington Monument is a penis. Oh, wait.

Jun 8 2015
24

I would’ve said “the Titan of Braavos’ ear canal,” but “Ricola horn” is a perfectly valid answer.

Jun 8 2015
69

Just to show how much of a Philistine I am, if no one told me that was a giant vagina I would have guessed a giant Ricola horn.

Jun 8 2015
75

I assure you that fathering 34 children is abnormal even in black communities, if you can believe it.

Jun 8 2015
123

Yes. My father has 8 kids (that we know of) with 5 different women. It's been super hard to get over the terrible scars that leaves you to have a careless selfish human being as a father.

Jun 8 2015
88

Yet 19 kids & counting hasn’t been scrubbed yet. Ugh. And before I get a billion comments No, it hasn’t been cancelled yet. They aren't showing episodes anymore but it hasn't been officially cancelled. There's even rumors of a spin-off. So just to reiterate, Ugh.

Jun 5 2015
74

She gave up her male privilege when she transitioned - she might find after a while that she was wrong all along.

Jun 5 2015
65

When Caitlyn was Bruce during the Diane Sawyer interview and he said he’ll still be a republican when he transitioned, I was blown away, but many people weren’t surprised because rich white people being republican shouldn’t surprise anyone, and while I agree with that, the republican party will never support trans Read more

Jun 5 2015
93

Ironically enough, she’s a repulican. She’s that parties best shot at making the changes they need to win future elections (without gerrymandering that is) but they are to damn bigoted to see it