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Now wait a minute! I thought that you couldn’t bring peanut butter to school anymore because of allergies!

Well a little background of my circumstances: I gained nearly 50lbs after getting clean after using from the age of 14 to 22 and being 98lbs at 5’3. I was by no means fat, but the bloating sent fat to places I didn’t know I even got fat, especially since I was in poor health during puberty, I had no idea what my

Yep. I got rid of them when I had a neck and lower face lift last year!

Not going to lie, I’d give it a try if I had extra cash laying around.

Comment bomb away. Altman is worth it. (Squee I get to talk about Altman!) Altman so clearly liked women as more than sex toys. Yes, Allen writes strong women but in the end aren’t they really just receptacles for his neurosis and lust? They seem to only exist when being gazed on by men. But Altman loved women,

Robert Altman is EVERYTHING

THIS. SO MUCH

I love hearing about functional marriages

This was filmed down the street from my parents house. My dad wanted to try and be an extra in the diner scene but my mom wouldn't let him. My mom wanted to go yell at Woody but my dad wouldn't let her.

I’m more concerned with Parker Posey’s participation? Why, why, why!

I don’t even like Emma Stone all that much, but why oh why is she throwing her lot in with Woody Allen.

You know who I miss? Robert Altman. Why couldn’t Allen have gone first?

If it’s about a pathetic loser old man romancing a woman not yet old enough to rent a car and definitely young enough to be his daughter, then there is 75% chance it is a Woody Allen movie. But it might just be any other movie.

Woody Allen movies are essentially Nicholas Sparks novels for pseudo-intellectuals (or for a better visual, Woody Allen movies are essentially Nicholas Sparks novels with hipster glasses on): they’re formulaic, predictable, enforce shitty sexist stereotypes, are a little squicky, take themselves far too seriously,

Still applicable.

i'm gonna need an apology pizza for that header picture, because I don't have money for pizza right now but GODDAMMIT I'M HUNGRY FOR IT.

Yeaaahhh, a few of us queer folks in the mini-apple have used that term for years. I’m old and in the cheap seats, is it not du jour where you’re from? [edited to add: seriously y’all, I’m asking...is it not cool to say? Don’t leave me hanging!]

I think this is really great but I’d kind of like to go a step further and say: Can we maybe ditch the whole prom thing as it stands now? After hearing that at my daughter’s (private, prep) school, they had to sell 135 tickets for the prom to be on (and for the all students to get the next day off of classes) I asked

I teach high school and I can vouch for one thing: this new batch of kids are fucking awesome about a lot of things. They can be crappy towards each other sometimes, oblivious and callous at other times, but all in all, I would have had a MUCH better high school experience with this generation of kids than the ones I

Jenner also said he’s a conservative