I'm 48, and I loved the Orange Fanta! (still the best hangover remedy in the world - the soda, not the lipsmacker).

Dr. Pepper lipsmackers were a rite of passage!

I completely missed the boat with this flippant response.

Do you prefer having to make the distinction between being a married or single woman? Or are you not a fan of the titles?

Why not? Names are clear-cut, there's no ambiguity about your gender/marital status (to a certain extent, but plenty of people change their names to fit their identity).

I actually like Ms., but I grew up in the 70's with a feminist mom.

That's great, but we don't live in Japan, and in the US those honorifics can be loaded. (As a woman, I can insist on Ms. all I want, but most people do not use it - which can be a judgment call. (am I married, if I'm of a certain age I should be married, I'm an old maid, etc)

Exactly. If you don't identify as "boy" or "girl" or if it's other than your cis-gender, it is offensive. And unnecessary.

Ah, I was a bit confused. Carry on! (I don't think that's too horrible)

Yep. Or lend a hand if I'm in the mood.

I'll admit that when I was younger and much more passive-aggressive (now I'm mostly just aggressive-aggressive if I care, or passive-passive if I don't), I would do the p-a-masturbation. If my dude turned me down for any reason (I was very insecure), I would give him a real show so that he would ultimately want to…

As my boss says, "if you're late for work M-Th, you better hope your car starts up on Friday."

I would've had that epidural in a hot second! Labor is (can be) fucking painful, anything to make it easier is a-ok in my book.

But if you miss the window for the epidural, there has to be some more relief than the morphine drip (which makes me nauseous).

That's scary, but not nearly as scary as childbirth (without laughing gas).

Damn! Why didn't they have this available while I was giving birth?!? (too late for epidural)

Not to mention the money.

I'm also a Gen-Xer, and I thank my lucky stars every day that social media wasn't around when I was young!

Kids can definitely be ungrateful assholes, but if both of your kids are, either you did some shitty parenting or the problem is you.

Haha! That story reminds me of my son. He just got a haircut, and he was pretty shaggy. He said as the haircut was happening the stylist got more and more flirty as she saw his potential.