This video made me think so much of Portland, and then that name just cinched it!

I think much of that stuff was toxic. The beautiful red berries are deadly nightshade (also known to get you high if you don't eat too much).

I find babies covered in food to be one of the most disgusting photo features ever. After being a mom, I doubled-down.

You should watch the video - I don't want to butcher his message.

Watch the video. He's not a truther, and he actually made a lot of sense, imo.

He's more of a handyman than a scuba diver, but they're probably the same thing!

That'z not okay!

My boyfriend (we pretend to be married, because I refuse to do it again) and I wear black o-rings. I think mine cost $.17

Mom with benefits!

For my first marriage, I got my period the morning of our wedding, and it was the first time I'd had one since I had an abortion a few weeks earlier. I also had a cast on my leg from fracturing my ankle in a drunken lover's quarrel about the same time.

Not after he spent it on meth...

Eat the fat! I actually stopped eating "fat-free" and "lite" and lost a bit of weight...

My boss calls this "mom with benefits."

And now it's posting as Carolus Rex

Please make ArguingwithMoron go away!

This could have (almost) been written by my oldest child.

Ugh. Just ugh.

After being in intense labor (I won't go into the gory details) for about 8 hours with my son I was begging for a c-section!

I think of it as a pendulum - if someone feels the need to prove their piety outwardly they're usually holding something pretty dark inside.

I actually took that into account before I wrote my response. There's no accountability for feelings.