Yep, you're right, it's just that simple.

Get out of here with your science facts and shit.

No.

And who is going to take care of the dog (I saw no indication in the post)? There are lots of dogs euthanized every day - it's hard to get het up about this one.

Oh, those poor girls. I hope they put some money away for therapy.

This may possibly be the most tone-deaf thing Jezebel has ever posted. I know we all love our pets here (I most certainly do), but not all cultures feel the same way. My sister ate dog when she was in the Peace Corps in Micronesia.

Because you're poor as fuck, homeless, and Miley Cyrus asks you?!

I live in Oregon and have kids around his age, and can totally imagine some of their friends in Jesse. Not bad kids at all.

Not in Oregon. There aren't enough non-white people to throw in prison here.

My kids are of a certain age that we watched the hell out of Kenan and Kel, so that's the first program I think of when I think of Nickelodeon.

Somebody at Gawker is referring to her a woman scorned. So gross!

That's so Jez c. 2010!

I think you'll regret it more if you don't go than if you do.

And now they're gone...

He's tweeting about Jezebel now, asking for this story to be taken down.

I went to see GWAR when I was about 7 months pregnant. My belly was rolling! (my son has an intense love of loud music)

My son had a horrible love of Barney when he was young.

I'm at work, desperately thinking of how I can get out early so I can go sit on my couch and watch my shows OnDemand, with a cocktail in my hand and a kitty on my lap.

That's what I want to do everyday!

Hmmm, I'm the youngest of three girls too. Is it the middle sister with the faulty memory? Fortunately I have my oldest sister to commiserate with!