I love Robyn. That is all.

Incidentally, I had a flock of seagulls haircut in 1983. Thank dog it was before social media.

And proud of it! Slacker 'til I die!

As a 1984 HS graduate, I find this hilarious and depressing.

I don't know if I or Jezebel have changed more over the years, but this site is becoming a parody of itself. IMO

I am now remembering why I never comment on the main page of Jez anymore.

This is the norm in Portland Oregon!

Same in Portland. Now if only those weeds would stop growing...

SERIOUSLY WHAT CAN YOU DO SUGGESTIONS IN THE COMMENTS PLZ.

You sound defensive!

I kept my name when I got married and when we had children we agreed to give the girls my name and the boys his name.

I'm a Mom - to more kids than I've birthed - and I just want to give you a hug!

I had kids because I'm selfish and narcissistic and couldn't resist what wonderful offspring I might produce.

I couldn't quite put my finger on what bothered me the most about this, but you nailed it with the special snowflake syndrome.

I usually laugh at your posts, so I'm trying to keep perspective, but this post made me sad.

I remember when I used to indulge myself in these thoughts.

My son asked for a vasectomy when he was 13. I didn't think I complained about having kids that much...

I am the most feminist woman I know, and I was raised by an early-on feminist (in the 70's - bra-burning, Ms. magazine era) and my mother and I both take extreme pride and joy in our children.

That's fucked up.

I wanted to be a lion tamer when I was younger. I read every book about big cats they had at the library (this was in the 70's).