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Ugh. Just ugh. I wish I had a job to offer this woman.

I could write a book about my mom's advice. I'm so lucky to have her!

She really is.

Right. My mom always told me if I got into the same situation 3 times, it was time to look at myself.

I think the majority of us here do.

You must be new here.

Excellent point.

I don't think that's how it works...

An ex of mine told me that it was that there was more of all the sexy parts. As a straight woman, I enjoy watching guy on guy porn for that same reason. More cock!

I'm 48 and my time still hasn't come. Yes, women are super cool and beautiful and I admire a great many of them, but I've never had the desire to have sex with one. And there's nothing wrong with that!

We really aren't more aesthetically pleasing than men. I can admire a woman's beauty, but frankly I find the nude male body much more beautiful. I hate that men are always sold short on this subject! Everyone is beautiful!

Girl, with a name like that, we'll get along just fine!

Dirt bag? Dirty rag? I'm so confused!

Why would I pay for any of that shit when I get the juicy tidbits right here?!

Thanks. I wish I didn't hate my doctor. (I'm getting ready to break up)

I though Accent was a salt-substitute. I guess I shouldn't get that for my hypertension either. sad face

After I wrote that I went down to the vending machine at work and got some Gardetto's. So good, but not so good for my hypertension.

And Gardettos. Delicious, salty, msg-laden Gardettos. mmmmmmmmmmmm