It's a private, religious school. That's what they do.

I love you.

Thank you! If everybody used the public school system it could be great! Instead people insist on spending their time and money on private schools. In our land of equality (chortle), a good public education is something that everyone should support! (I know this is a little tangential, but I really wish the US…

This is me. You do not want to be around me with less than 8 hours of sleep. There will be tears.

You sound like my oldest son!

Liz Phair got me through single parenthood in the 90's. Exile from Guyville was my life's soundtrack.

Thank you.

Eh, you can't persuade chefs to keep their shit out of our food. They are artistes! Don't fuck with their art! There's a reason why the head of my state's food inspection dept refuses to eat at restaurants.

I went to a taping of The Price is Right when I was about 3 months pregnant. It was The. Worst.

"make"

That is awesome.

OMG! I literally just watched this on-demand! I'm reading jez at the commercial break.

Weed & Vodka

Your last sentence - spot on.

Congratulations on keeping clean!

My ex was a successful, highly educated business owner. He was charming and gracious and made a great impression on almost everyone he met.

Yep! I wasn't sure it was you I told, but that was me. It probably helps that I have a hipster vet.

Both of my pets gather 'round when the bong comes out. Somebody once told me I had the only dog who understands puff, puff, pass.

Thanks! I think I'm going to try it.

Do you brush your teeth and then swish, or just swish? How do you deal with all the used oil?