Uh last I checked The NYG wouldn’t have traded for Romo either also The Colts but what do I know?. Please stop acting like Tony was Montana. Did he win a lot of games? Yes. He also lost a lot due to his self inflicted wounds.

It’s absurd to equate Deion with Bo. Bo Jackson was actually good at both sports he played professionally. Deion was an average-at-his-very-best baseball player and a very good corner who may end up the most overrated at his position of all time, due to his salesmanship. Bo was transcendent as a football player and…

Deion is such a bitch for this. Talked endless shit about Romo his entire career like it was his fault the line and defense were trash for the overwhelming majority of his career and only got his Super Bowl wins because he played on all-time great teams that were great before he got there and stayed great after he…

Oh I remember Mel Hall. The Hall-Barfield connection was a thing of... mediocrity. But those were some real lean Yankee years.

it’s a name that embiggens my baseball fandom

Stump Merrill, the manager of those Yankees, is a very cromulent baseball nickname.

Ya, because everybody who gives someone a little shove after a play is immediately ejected. Oh wait, no, that literally never happens.

- “The whole time I pictured myself as the Julie Andrews type, but maybe I’m more like, uh...” “The Nazis?” “Oh no. Is there another villain?” I suggest Mr. Banks’ financer boss from Mary Poppins.

She’s bad at math but great at baths.

“I know I’ve said this before but I really mean it this time —- let’s put leaves in our underwear!”

I loved Linda saying that just because they were taking the younger kids on date night, she was still going to get drunk, and them sincerely saying that she is the best mom ever.

“She’s like my grandma at a yard sale: going after our junk!”

Again, the show amazes me with its see-the-world-at-90-degrees-off dialog. Gene got in some zingers at the breakfast table. And yes, the Zeke lines were killer as they were about to face off with refugee-from-The Shining kid. You want to point to the tier 2 character who has grown the most, I give it to how the…

No, I’m saying don’t go to football games so you won’t have to see people acting like complete fucking maniacs. I’ve been to enough football games in my life to say this with a certain amount of authority.

Charging her with a crime is certainly reasonable. Charging the officer likewise.

I know a lot of people will say “she barely grazed him, how is that a felony?” The laying of hands on any public servant is automatically a felony, regardless of intensity/result.

She should be charged with felony battery.

I remember it. I also remember saying Kripstaps Porzingis was Latvian for Frederic Weis. We were all very very wrong, and owned up to that pretty much as soon as his rookie season started.

Ohhhh, I ‘member!

Maybe God has just been around a really long time.