Since when is Blake Bortles mediocre? I think the Jags would kill for him to be mediocre.

That is fucking awesome. I’ve been slowly moving my funds away from Chase and into my local  Credit Union bank. I’ve moved my savings over and opened a checking account. The last thing I need to do is redirect my direct deposit and I will be out from under the thumb of Chase.

Dammit stop being logical!!!

C’mon, no one is Regular Sized Rudy. That kid is a gem with such one liners as “I picked the wrong day to experiment with dress shoes and no socks”, “Fun hurts my lungs”, and “My asthma was misdiagnosed as having a bad attitude”. Everything he does is gold. Also, if I could have one wish it would be to see the spoon…

In Gruden’s defense, who knew you needed an actual quarterback and protection in order to get the ball to a receiver.

I hear there’s a Small Forward in Houston who is looking to play elsewhere.

He went off the cliff while he was playing for the Knicks. As a Knicks fan I have known about his ability to sap the energy from a team for years now.

What Muschamp sees himself as:

You’re not alone. I just muttered “motherfucker” to myself after laughing at that.

It’s amazing how no matter how much they win, they’re still obsessed with one-upping the Yankees. They’re always going to be the Eli to Peyton.

You rang?

I always told my friend that that is the first time I have ever seen a team win 6 out of 7 games of a series and still lose the series.

As a Knick’s diehard fan (and hoo boy have they been dying) I agree. I was floored about how badly the Kings were robbed during that game and subsequently the series.

Anytime my friend who is a Laker’s fan says anything about them getting a raw deal, I always bring it back to that game. I will always and forever call the refs the Laker’s sixth man in that series.

Maybe they should cut back on their cardigan and polo shirt expenses to even it out. You figure the retired couple spends easily 10k on that alone.

This is a sham because Poland Sping Sparkling waters aren’t on this list.

This is a sham because Poland Sping Sparkling waters aren’t on this list.

Keith Hernandez?!?!

I don’t know about anyone else, but I would definitely refuse to pay almost $100 for a toiletry bag.

I don’t know about anyone else, but I would definitely refuse to pay almost $100 for a toiletry bag.

Isn’t North Carolina Virginia’s trailer trash cousin?

This list is bullshit. No Gossamer on this list. You put those dumb mice but no Gossamer. Die Deadspin Die.