The most goddamned infuriating thing about this video is the fucking camera work!!!!! Jesus H. Christ!!!! Landscape mode motherfucker!!!

I work in IT and my favorite thing to do to people who abused their caps lock button was install the Billy Mays caps lock program that disabled caps lock on their computer. I would install it but disable the icon and the Billy Mays voice. It was a dick move but I was much younger and my IT co-workers and I would laugh…

The Ocho

I wish I could give this more stars.

Do you notice where most of these attacks happen? States with extremely relaxed gun laws, that’s where. Florida, Nevada, Texas, Carolinas, Virginia. How about universal gun laws? You get to keep your penis enhancer but how about making it difficult for everyone else too. Ban assault rifles. Those seem to be the most…

Can we all be adults and not give a shit if a word gets out over the “air”. So what he said a curse word on the air? I hate the whole “children might be listening” angle. My son heard me say much worse when we would get cut off in the car.

I dunno what it is, but I love Kristen Bell more and more each day.

As a Knicks fan, I was rooting against the Bulls so hard that finals, and every finals pretty much.

I won’t stop. I ask him how was your day because by the time I get home, he’s been home for a few hours. I never pry but I always say if he wants to talk about anything let me know. Sometimes he does, sometimes he doesn’t. I would be annoyed when my parents would ask growing up but I look back and I’m grateful they…

I would pay the guards to put him in general population and then look the other way for about an hour.

You eat a snickers bar with your hands?

You eat a snickers bar with your hands?

BLASPHEMY!!!

BLASPHEMY!!!

My son is 15 and he is still the same way, not as extreme but his autism kicks in and he needs the plate away from him. He’ll start moving it towards me to let me know to please get it out from in front of him. So if he’s done before me, I need to put his plate under mine and his utensils by me or else he starts to…

Goalie fights are stupid and out of all of them, the most staged. They have to cross the entire rink to get to each other and not to mention all the gear they have to take off to actually move. It kills all the momentum.

Holy shit that is fucking awesome.

Sarah Chalke = Best Becky.

Seems about right.

Lane Meyer, is that you?