Although reeling from this tough loss, Carolina heads home with a respectable 0-2 record.

If you really want to know, I was sitting in my car in the terrible Seattle traffic hurling racist epithets at no one in particular when during the national anthem.

Nick, do you get some sort of sick pleasure out of having to look up irrelevant facts about irrelevant players who play for irrelevant coaches who coach for irrelevant programs at irrelevant schools in states for a bunch of irrelevant readers who occasionally ask you completely irrelevant questions?

How Mike Shula is still the offensive coordinator and, moreover, given praise for his play calling abilities is truly perplexing. His offense is seemingly predicated on Cam Newton not getting hurt even though the system itself seems to get Cam hurt. During the Super Bowl it seemed like they had some occasionally…

The internet is a cold and unforgiving place. It’s like Hoth only with more cynicism, snark, and pornography.

The SEC: Sorried.

Perhaps you should take two seconds to look it up on the internet before defending an extremely dangerous cheap shot.

Ah... The E Honda method of tackling. That’s old school.

Ryan Grigson is laughing at this trade.

“Well, Jason, let me counter by asking you a question: Do you really think your tremendously dumb show is helping advance racial equality in this country?”

Tomi Lahren is gonna have a busy day tomorrow mining memes to provide her with “fresh” material for her molten hot takes on this.

Conspiracy theory here: Joe Paterno demanded that the NCAA investigate SMU after the Mustangs plucked Sean Stopperich right out of JoePa’s backyard.

Leave it to Glenn Beck to make Curt Schilling’s Facebook posts into a television show.

It’s disgusting to think that we essentially have Justices Bayless and Finebaum on the bench—not to mention, literally, Justice Clarence Thomas.

Well, according to the SCOTUS, he is right.

Dammit, Drew! I’ll have you know that my Packers signed the ghost of Jared Cook’s wasted potential this offseason.

There was a commenter who used to frequent NFCN stories on ESPN.com who went by the name MarkChmuraDiddledYoSista.

My deceased Grandfather used to scream at his television demanding that Holmgren put in Travis Jervey at running back. While Travis Jervey was not even a mediocre NFL running back, he was, however, white.

+1 hamper poop.

Well, I am not really sure. But he’s certainly no Joe Flacco.