So Roseanne is now ... Becky?

That is gorgeous. Right now my jewelry box is a glorious, giant pink monstrosity that I had an 8-year-old decorate for me, but perhaps one day I will shift into a more elegant design, and then I will keep you in mind!

I used to take my noni to the hair dresser every Thursday. It usually lasted until Tuesday when she would wash it and I (or my mom) would come over to curl and spray the absolute hell out of it.

I just wanted to show off my vanity that was a $10 craigslist find. The bench is an old piano bench that I covered with ladylike looking fabric.. Also, I am especially proud of my jewelry organization. I spray painted ice cube trays black for earrings, old birchboxes for bracelets, and a pretty truffle box for…

OMG those WORDS. Brings back chills, like: UHF, VHF.

He's all "check your horizontal hold, bitch."

It involved WELDING? Daayyyummm!

1994, suburbs of Chicago, summer before my senior year of high school. I'm a sexually frustrated 17 year old gay boy and my parents have left me home alone so I'm having a party - nothing outrageous - with my friends. My 18 year old girl friend has brought the 20 year old dude she's screwing around with and he - in…

I love that Mia Farrow nagged him on Twitter.

My ex husband never got that I was asking him out (we were teenagers), so I finally just told him to come to the movies with me and a big group of friends. And asked him to pick me up. We get to the movie and he's like, "...where's everyone else?"

Well you know wut, Metta World Peace? Having 85% body fat means I get to wear trash bags as socks. So suck on that. Mmmhmm.

Newly single, I ran into this hot guy I was acquainted with at a bar after my band played a show. I was like "Hey, I know you. What's your name again?"

He told me his name and my next question was "Wanna go make out in your car?"

Hey Katie, if I want to see weather-bragging I can just log on to Facebook to see what my southern relatives post. Hey folks, that was unoriginal by January 3rd.

Wadding up foil and sticking it on the rabbit ears antenna.

I found this beauty in the trash THE TRASH!!! It has bakelite and bronzey drawer pulls and smells like a nan's makeup.

Your professor has a point. I've heard an argument for Greece leaving the Euro, in that it would be much easier for Greece if they could adjust their exchange rate, even thought there'd likely be crazy inflation, instead of being stuck with the Euro, which is held strong by countries like Germany. (Actually, it might…

More like moonshine and rancid squirrel meat.

they're both still obsessed with Rihanna because she is a flawless perfect person and that reminds me to add her to my inspiration board of amazing women

I think...why did he even go is the bigger question!!!

I'm not a New Yorker and will go to great lengths to avoid New York. My city has plenty of good places to get steak frites without traveling.