I'm pretty sure Jesus would order one meal for the table and everyone would be fed.

I back away slowly any time someone refers to their animals as their "children," but the show-dog people are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay beyond that level.

I worked in doctors office. I collected the paper that held the diagnoses for you after you saw the doctor as well as your co-pay. When I told a guy his copay was 10 dollars, he gave me a "bill" and told me to keep the change and basically bolted out.

Animal/Dog people are totally insane. It's like they don't have the ability to interact with humans anymore...

You can stop now, Midwestern Christians are not an oppressed group.

katy perry, now coming to a mall food court near you.

Roy Scheider is saying, "We're going to need a bigger feud."

Make it law that everyone gets vaccinated, no matter what their stupid individual hippy bollocks belief. Make exceptions only for those who medically need an exception made. Not vaccinating a child who can medically have the vaccination is child abuse. The child should be removed from the "toxic" (to use their fucking…

I just wanted to stay up and watch the Super Bowl but my anti-vax parents didn't get me immunized and I died.

Can you imagine having Will Ferrell as a dad?

Drew Barrymore was the best part of that! She's so game and goofy - love her!

Gabi is making my biological clock tick. Then again, it could be a bomb.

Somewhere, Gabi's babysitter is thinking of a reason she can't sit this weekend.

So she's nine now?

Thank you. These guys are my pride and joy. I don't think people understand how bad puppy mill life can be. Oscar came out so terrified of people that he soiled himself if you got too close to him. He wouldn't eat or drink until absolute desperation set in. He shook like a leaf all the time. I was on the verge…

Breed rescues are available for pretty much any breed in the world. Because people are fucking idiots. I'm not saying that's for sure what she did, but one definitely could. And also we may not have any fancy dogs at my local SPCA, but goodness only knows how it is where she is.

Mandy Moore is "totally shocked" by how Ryan Adams is handling their divorce.

LOOK AT MY SPOONING PUPPIES YOU GUYS!!

His eyes....I can still remember them. When he looks at you it's like you're the only person in the room, the world, wherever.