This is the best story I got:

I'm sad, you have to be near Medford. Otherwise game on.

Thank you so much. This stuff just makes me so mad right now because I was so sad and depressed that I went into work and tried to quit this week because it was making me suicidal. I'm actually really great at my job and my boss was like shocked and said, i am scared what are you doing do you need help? And I like…

You left out the most important part! From the website's donor page, http://www.openbiome.org/stool-donation…

Fox guy who thinks he is a psychiatrist.

As someone about to start disability leave because i am SUICIDAL I say fuck this fucking guy.

I've been thinking about this in the context of someone running for political office when there are naked or otherwise compromising pictures of them online somewhere. Not porn, just regular selfies people send around when they're in college, and how easily that can, and has, derail someone's campaign (well, a…

My neighbor's sister has been selling her poop, and she has just bought a new BMW! I started last week and have been making avg. $80/hr. pooping at home. You can do it too!

Oh hell yes Etsy allows resellers.

Remember when you actually learned things on The Learning Channel?

Slightly off-topic, but I'm kind of thrilled to see a reference to avoidant/restrictive food intake disorder, which most people haven't heard of. My kid has it, and it's real, and it's not just picky eating.

As a psychologist, I totally understand the need to identify possible patterns of unhelpful and unhealthy behavior.

If only you ate virtuously enough, you would live forever.

The Love Machine!!! Robin Stone!!! Love it!

I think I'd like to swap out Scruples for Princess Daisy, and The Two Mrs. Grenvilles and just call it "Magnificent Trash Trifecta."

I get that shit ALL. THE. TIME. I'm a 26yr old woman living in China and studying for a PhD in applied linguistics and education (relevant point). I am CONSTANTLY asked if I'm married or have a boyfriend and once had an experience in a classroom of teenagers out here that left me feeling incredulous and just generally…

That advice weirdly came from my Mom. She had a therapist who told her to make a list of all the things that she wanted from a partner. When she came back the next week the therapist looked it over and said that this was her list of things to work on in herself. I've also heard it expressed as "Be the person you want…

"I thought of all the things I wanted from a partner and became that person myself."

There's wisdom and truth all over this comment, but I particularly endorse the last sentence.