The upside down M for the W makes it all the better.

Yup, this is what I eat before I try to drive cross-country without stopping. Fill the gas tank and load the bowel.

It's been goddamn YEARS, but this still ranks as one of my all time favorite interwebs video

I'm a fan of large dogs in general but large puppies are the absolute best. Nothing like a 65 pound 9 month old who still think he's tiny. I think that kind of goofy chaos is good for humans.

Berners are the sweetest, goofiest dogs ever. I don't know if all of them are as dumb as mine but he has a heart of gold!

"So last year we had a work event. It has been going on for 104 years."

I don't know how women with those many skirts didn't die in the snow/ice.

And the Oscar for Bestest Use Of A Kitchenette Inside Joke in a Horrible Customer Story goes to ...

Ehhhhh... I might be wrong.

Thanks, that's another good suggestion. Finding a freelance job seems tricky, but maybe it's not? I should certainly look into it.

Have you thought about freelancing for a publishing house that does food-related stuff, books or magazines? They freelance everything nowadays, so you can work from home, and actually being knowledgeable enough to produce your own cookbook and maintain a cooking blog makes you eminently qualified.

Wise Jezzies I need career help. I write a food blog. I quit my full-time job a few years ago, and started to write a cookbook. (These were somewhat independent decisions. I definitely needed to leave that job.) The cookbook was released in Nov. and I need to decide my next career move. I'm completely at a loss on how…

I had a cat that loved to watch Fraggle Rock.

When my golden hears my parents' golden squeaking her toy over video chat, my golden immediately goes to the window. She does not understand computers. Or telephones. But she loves watching tennis.

When I saw this on the front page, I was convinced she had a missing sister and that that was the sister's milk carton photo. I was prepared to feel sympathy for her plight and distaste for her using her sister in a SOTU-rebuttal.

I do not understand the purpose of this photo.

Burble burble nostalgia burble red white and blue bunting babble ye olden dayes mumble '90's power outfit sorta mutter values of yesteryear mumble political position that I would be nowhere NEAR if it hadn't been for that "awful" Feminism babble bread bags.

Is that really her hair or did she just paint her National Guard helmet like B.D.?

Failed policies like Obamacare.