What's the best way to pray to this image? Plz advise.

I learned — from multiple episodes of Judge Judy, so this is pretty solid info — that the engagement ring is given as a condition precedent (or some such legal nonsense) for the marriage contract, so no matter who breaks the engagement, it goes back to the purchaser. The only time I've seen her decision vary is a)…

Gotta launder that money somehow. May as well have a cool hang-out spot for your bros while you're at it.

Awesome. I had a friend who went to Tiffany's for his engagement ring, and surprisingly he reported they were by far the nicest salespeople compared to the lower-end stores. Kind of the opposite of the stereotypes.

Not my story: a relative got dumped by his fiancee eight weeks before the wedding; she returned the ring. The local family-run jewelry store offered him the full amount in store credit, which he took - and bought himself a Rolex watch. Six months later he met his wife; they now have three teenagers, and he plans on…

But it will live in your digestive track, right next to the gum, for all of time because diamonds are FOREVER.

Especially a stranger who calls himself "Your double standard is showing." He seems like a very rational and openminded individual.

Depending on a break up. If he cheated, I'd swallow the damn thing and shit it out. But i'm the nasty, vindictive kind.

It's an expansion on the original "shopping cart"; it is referred to, in some circles, as "the informed shopper".

I once bought a ring from someone who was in dire straights and needed rent money (the couple had broken up, he left the state and she had the rent payment on her own)and couldn't wait to sell the ring and get more $. I bought the ring for the stupid low price she gave me, along with the certificate it came with,…

My ring is made out of organically-grown, free-range lentils and the artisans who made it actually paid me to take it off their hands.

I'd say it's equally likely that he's incredibly vanilla and that he has a collection of kinks so far out there that it will scare off all but the most ardent Dan Savage reader.

All the same, I think her Oscar ballot is pretty defensible.

Intruders pelted with cans by students: 0

My mother's the same. I've accomplished a lot (especially in comparison to my brainless, spineless, shiftless brother), and you'd think she'd be delighted, but no. Your father, in harping about something so trivial like vacuuming when there are parents out there who would fall to their knees in gratitude for such an…

Something like this (not QUITE as fugly) happened to my SIL. She is tiny — 4'9" — and very curvy. Understandably, the idea of going to bridal shops sounded like torture to her, so she ordered a couple of dresses online from China — she knew what she was risking, but she waited wayyyy too long. Both dresses came about…

With the weird bulges in the fabric, this looks like it was tailored using a porpoise for the model.

It looks like the green Jell-O mold (jello, whipped cream, pineapple, who knows) dessert that my best friend's mom STILL makes every Christmas!

Oh, oh god. This looks like a dessert grandma brought to Christmas dinner in 1975.