My husband is active on a Jeep forum where they were talking about this earlier. One of the guys from the forum called the dealership and asked for "24 in pizza rims." The guy told him to fuck off and hung up. I will always approve of trolling shitty people.

To have pets, you have to be kind of earthy. They lick their balls. They shit on the rug. If a butthole is a deal breaker, you've got bigger problems. Wait till he pukes in the middle of the night and then eats it.

Why is she smiling?!? There is nothing thumbs up about this!

I just had a total old-lady moment and read that as "Taylor Dane." Whoa. It's happening!

With the bombardment of gayness in the media making it so much easier to convert good CHRISTIAN children to homosexuality, you must now convince 35 people to go gay for the toaster oven. If you only manage to get 20 to switch teams, you now get a mini chopper or one rainbow roll up yoga mat. Namaste gays. Namaste

I think the paranoid theory he is working with is that young girls like Taylor Swift, tune in to Ellen to watch her, be exposed to all the gayness, start to think gayness is normal (oh no), and then be on the slippery slope to Lesbian Town.

I have an agenda... It's got a preppy Lily Pulitzer design.

For the mouth part of your face.

I need this for my giant lab/boxer mix. Black coat with white skin, her asshole is like a staring eyeball.

My cat has a big butt hole. Thankfully he has long hair so I don't have to see it, but now and then he needs some help with personal grooming and I see his big butt hole and I say, "Giant Hiney Hole, I am so happy I don't have to see you regularly." And I really am glad.

As a person born and raised in MA, with the majority of people in my life coming from same, I want to defend us all and tell you that we are all good people.

I'd advise Rear Gear to print sportsball team logos, so we can all troll our rivals on social media until the cease and desist letters come from the various leagues who've been cut out of this obvious cash cow.

"Can you hear me now?"

Those "we're building stuff!" ads drive me nuts because they're entirely made up of sentence fragments like this:

Yes! Brevity is very important in complimenting, I think. Keeps it light and not-creepy. Pleases and thank-yous are also so important. I am that woman at restaurants who thanks everybody for every little thing. I hate those people who are like "it's their job you don't have to thank them" like nahhhhh I do need to,…

I'm not sure how she got "annoying" from Amal, but okay, fine... sometimes there are just people who you hate for no reason and while it's kinda jerky, I can understand it.

A pox on your questions. Down with love. Having just been dumped I'm finding the only thing I can do to distract myself is old episodes of Law and Order SVU. The only in love couples on that show are murdered/maimed/suffering from semen in the ear and anal contusions.

I would love to do this, but I would not know how to bring this up. "Hello I am here for our date armed with a list of 36 questions designed to make us FALL IN LOVE! I'm PhyllisNefler, nice to meetch. No pressure."

I don't know why we don't go around thoughtfully complimenting one another all the time.

I tried to ask my boyfriend some of the questions from the study as he was getting dressed a minute ago