Here's our Miss Brown, with roughly the same reaction to her Christmas sweater:

At least he asked beforehand, instead of bringing it up when you're trapped in the car with him. Points for honesty and courtesy.

My cousin's stepsister's estranged father's mother in law's cat's original owner makes $937 an hour by dressing bananas in costumes and photographing them for novelty coffee table books.

Carmen Brown says she is earning $86 an hour working from home. Beat that, Kalyn!

Mine was okay this year, in that it wasn't soul-crushing. It opened with a picture of my kitchen though. I guess people like my kitchen. Last year featured a happy, smiling pic of me - announcing my very visible pregnancy that I eventually lost. I forgot I even posted it. But Facebook never forgets.

You realize she's having a breakdown of some kind and projecting the anxiety and shame onto you, right?

This is wrong on so many levels. I'll leave it to other commenters to point that out. What I want to say to you, as a nurse, please don't give up on finding a diagnosis. Don't let people tell you you're imaging things or just seeking attention. There are so many disease processes that we're only beginning to…

REPORT HER! jesus christ! save all your screenshots and emails and everything and write everything down including her increasingly erratic behavior. report her to her boss and to the medical board, if shes doing this to you, shes not fit to be a doctor. I know It can't be easy with regards to your family, but…

You will make an excellent member of our Ocean's Eleven-style Charlene extraction team. (Side note, I now really want to see that as a movie, though I imagine production companies will be much more reluctant to base movies on real international leaders post-The Interview.

*Donaudampfschifffahrtsgesellschaftskapitän.

Agreed. I think the monarchy is a ridiculous, bloated artifact, but I have nothing but love for the Duchess. I totally agree with your assessment about their romance, I admire her attempts to be low key, and we can see how she has challenged a lot of the accepted queen norms that you see in the Sisi article (Middleton…

Why, thank you! :)

That's funny, I get plenty of respect from men. Maybe it's because I interact with actual men and not man-children like yourself.

i personally have an extreme apathy towards the issue of celebrity (part of the reason i am doing this feature currently is to see if i can make it interesting for myself) but i have an even GREATER apathy for males who believe girls are concerned about what they think

pygmy hippo. they mark their trail by swishing their tails while pooping and swimming, and apparently they've learned to do the same on the computer.

Kendra Wilkinson eating turkey testicles, cow lips, cockroaches and crickets.

She looks like the woman Rolf The Singing Hitler Youth probably married.

The woman in that picture would be an embarrassment to anybody of any race.

Fuck those fucking santacon assholes. Seriously. EVERY YEAR they are the absolute worst. It's a stupid fucking tradition where drunk bro's + bro-esses make a fool of themselves, vomit on the streets and fuck up the MTA. GET OFF MY LAWN.