Gotta love those pugs!

No, they were supercalifragilisticexplialidopeness.

Most of the movie is disgusting and racist except for the brief moment when a real hero emerges: General Sherman.

I much prefer this film.

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Thanks Don for writing this article.

Best.

At the same bar, one evening a young gentleman came up to me and started speaking to me in French, and I just looked at him like... "I have no idea what you're saying. Too fast!"

I'm sitting here with a cold, watching Goldfinger with my dad. Some thoughts:

I've taken a lot of languages over the years, and have found that Romance languages are much easier when drunk. Unfortunately my German becomes too clipped, like I'm making fun of the language, and my Japanese... let's put it this way- one of my Japanese friends said, "You sound like Korean man with..." and proceeded…

Did they specifically come back with Chaco Tacos or actual ice cream cones? That makes a difference you know. An ice cream cone is not an ice cream truck emergency.... a god damn Choco Taco is! I would leave my mother on a cliff for one of those. So would Jesus.

I don't know of what to say that would be universal and not specific to my circumstances...other than that I put myself out there and found people who I liked being around who liked me back...nothing organized, meaning I didn't join a kickball team or anything. I just kinda did what felt right and tried to be a…

conga lines cure all bad parties!

I am here to inspire

I won something!! ::bows::

I used to work for a Big Box Wholesale Company in Colorado. One year they decided to join three warehouses together and have the holiday party at what was Invesco Field (now Sports Authority at Mile High I think?). My fiance (now husband) does not like big group parties, so he decided to pregame before the party,…

Does it have to be a work holiday story?

GOOD JOB WINNERS, YOU ARE ALL BAES TO ME!!!

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