She sounds like a class act, but I wouldn't trade my grandma for anybody.

I just gotta say, you ever want anything done to this rat, I think all of Jez is ready and willing...

The correct answer is always turning the channel as fast as fucking possible.

I lost my virginity to a German man during my year abroad. There was a rainstorm, I stumbled through in German to explain my thoughts, it was actually quite lovely. No regrets whatsoever.

Nothing for you to be ashamed of. He's the one who ought to be ashamed of his behavior.

I'm so sorry that happened to you. It's definitely not on you to be embarassed at all though for him being a pos.

I lost my virginity to my abuser. Before I found out what a horrible person he was. I am still extremely embarassed, and ashamed to say the least. All because he told me I was handsome and he wanted to give me flowers, after he heard me singing during karaoke. I should've known better.

Interesting. I can understand engaging corporations that recruit there and certainly alumni groups, but I don't think Tom Hanks went to St. Andrews! I know there are occasional regional alumni events in states other than my school or my husband's, but it's still within the U.S.

To be fair, you can thank British Parliament for changing the laws re: the order of succession before Kate got pregnant in the first place. So democracy made that happen, not monarchy.

That would be the dumbest reason ever, but I wouldn't be surprised.

I'm trying to figure out why Americans should donate their money to a British university? There are so many other ways they could support higher education, in the U.S. nonetheless. (I mean, I know they all went to see the Cambridges, but why was it planned in the first place? Do we have fundraisers for Harvard in…

Yeah, I did a spit take at that. Diana was a global superstar pretty much from the moment she and Charles announced their engagement. Their wedding ushered in the era of the capital-R royal wedding as we know it. She was followed and photographed constantly, to the point that crowds calling for Diana and groaning…

Fair, but I do think that was an important moment in creating her image as Princess Diana, ministering angel. (Which sounds meaner than I mean, but you know what I'm saying.)

Life insurance appears to count as an asset in this chart breaking down assets of CNBC's previous Millionaire Survey, so I imagine retirement savings must as well. I think that interpretation also fits with 45% of these people's assets being in equities. If retirement savings were excluded, I'd imagine that real…

Ina Garten's voice puts me into a semi-nap every time she comes on. I find myself wilting deeper into my couch and nodding passively as she monotones through her 'fabulous meals' and 'surprise' trips to local farms and imported cheese shops. I'm usually half asleep by dessert.

England's monarchy,

I bet the kids were really disappointed when they found out she wasn't a real princess either.

Oh, plenty of "scholars" have tried their hardest to separate Egypt from Africa simply due to the sheer amount of culture and civilization that has originated from the area. We can't have anyone thinking that people in that region had ANYTHING to do with the advancement of the human race.

According to more progressives theologians two year olds die of cancer because the world is a fallen place and God doesn't preordain the future. God gave man the choice to fuck things up, not just for himself, but for his fellow man, and man made that choice. Not only did that introduce evil, it corrupted nature…

They even stole our trick of taking a group of hateful, bloodthirsty reptiles and naming it West____ Baptist Church.