You Oughta Know. That would be a reception to talk about.

Honestly, I don't know if it even counts as presentism if it was only 45 years ago. I feel pretty comfortable judging people less than 50 years ago by today's standards of decency, at least in regards to some things. While I realize the acceptable terms WITHIN a group change over time, I feel pretty confident that no…

I would crack up if someone sang the Titanic song at a wedding. If you aren't going for that sort of entertainment, I would pick something else.

It doesn't matter what accomplishments you have, the contents of your womb will always outrank them. "Eldritch, noted internet commenter, died last Thursday. While she cured cancer, wrote the great American novel, became supreme empress of the galaxy and was romantically linked with Tom Hiddleston, Benedict…

I made it part way through.. I had to stop when I got to Daniel saying "Oh no, you are not going to hit me!" and I had to stop. His voice reminded me so much of my cousin Brian- his dad had a really hard time accepting Brian's sexuality for a while- but he never once raised his voice let alone his hand to him. He…

Apologies in advance for the length, but I went on a month-long trip with the Worst Woman In The World, and it takes some time to relate. The trip in question an around-the-world backpacking extravaganza with some grad school friends to celebrate our graduation before settling down to real life. Three of the women…

I traveled with my grandmother quite a bit as a child. This was a woman who emigrated from Denmark to the US because it was too liberal. Here are some of the amazing adventures my tactless, racist grandmother got us into:

Once I flew to my semester abroad with literally everything I owned, including cutlery, but somehow my forks were stashed in my carry-on. They obviously stopped me at security and made me throw them out (but not the butter knives?), but nothing came of it other than needing forks when I arrived. The next day was one…

I tell you what, Amtrak's prices are looking better and better.

isn't this same haircut as beavis and butthead?

After a few weeks of salacious gossip about how devastated Jennifer Aniston, 89, is that she's yet to walk down the aisle with beau Justin Theroux, 39, while ex-hubby Brad Pitt, 44, has wed sex symbol, philanthropist, and mother of his children Angelina Jolie, 27.

"Marriage implies long term commitment, which implies love."

Google Richie Parker. In the 90s this high school basketball star raped a girl in a school stairwell. GW offered him a basketball scholarship. There was an outcry about offering a scholarship to a rapist because of his ball throwing skills, so SJT's solution was to offer a scholarship to Parker's victim as well.

This crazy lady does understand that she is not affiliated with Princeton in any way other than being a graduate and sending two sons there, which literally thousands of other people have done, yes? That she can wrap herself in orange and insert "Princeton" into every sentence she speaks, but she is just a random nut…

"Who knows what "Happy Holidays" even means??"

So.... in Willy Wonka it was a Golden Ticket.

I'm not sure my septic system could handle a lifetime of Taco Bell. It's a chance I'd be willing to take though.

Well, it didn't start out really pretty.

I'm WEEPING. I WANT TO BE YOUNG ENOUGH NOT TO KNOW WHO SCOTT WEILAND IS.