That horse is just really enthusiastic about the prospect of a lower capital gains tax.

I just wanna know if that horse signed a release to appear nude (and tumescent) before they released that ad.

I think Prince George wins with the Queen changing his diapers (if that's true).

My favorite thing to do in Nashville is approach random people on the street and ask them if they know Tay. The responses are just so amazing.

So now North West can pilot a plane?!

Second post from me tonight, but I had to share: I finally convinced my mom to get on Twitter and watching her try to figure it out is amazing. Here are some actual quotes:

Jared Leto looks like Jesus took up knitting.

*curtsies* Thank you! It is easily top 5 for me. Then again, I work in animal behavior and training, so it is extra hilarious for me— it's my go-to movie when I've had an especially crazy-owner day.

Yay you're rescuing! We did too. Get yourself a good vacuum because everything you own is going to be smothered in corgi hair.

Like they probably move your bookmark back a few pages so that you're confused but only for a little

I always imagined a remake of "To Sir, with Love" set in 80s London.

My friend has a great big dog that she uses for herding. I've seen him sneeze at cattle to convey that he isn't going to hurt them but he means business.

I believe that all Christianity is a heretical branch of Judaism and, as I don't support heresy, I demand the right to discriminate against Christians.

You know that you can be outraged at multiple crimes at the same time, right?

My guess is because Norway is a member of NATO, and Russia is furious about NATO encroachment on its western frontier. Switzerland is militarily neutral.

What was the old SovUnion joke - There is no News in the Truth, and no Truth in the News .... [the 2 leading newspapers in the USSR were Pravda [Truth] and Izvestiya [News] ]

Men have no idea what tampons and pads cost and how deeply essential they are. There's a huge stigma about menstruation that makes a dude buying tampons for his usually overly emotional girlfriend into a tired TV comedy show trope. Women in poor countries either have nothing to bleed into it (and lose jobs and school…

Last time I checked, Israel was the one getting rockets fired at them. Unlike Russia, which seems to think that launching unprovoked artillery strikes and shooting down civilian airliners is all fine and well.

I prefer apple juice to orange juice, though, so I really don't know which horse to bet on in this race.