Reminds me of that Bible verse, 1 Corinthians 13:11:

When a real man sees another real man, a real man like Billy Bush, he’s just gotta make sure he impresses the fuck outta that man. All you betas won’t understand the unbridled realness of what I just said. Which makes sense. Because you’re poors. Anyway, reading is for cucks.

I just did; new Korean cars

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

“HOW DARE YOU??? I know in my heart I’m not a pedophile. In fact, you mention the 5 children I molested, but not the hundreds of children I’ve encountered in my life that I did not molest. How can you be so close-minded? I thought you liberals were supposed to be tolerant. If you ask me, you’re the real pedophiles.”

Mr Pooslie got me one to fidget with while watching TV (instead of clicking a pen that drives him crazy) and my dog, Pepsi, always attacks it! (in play, though it is slightly terrifying as my fingers are RIGHT THERE!)

So, nothing solved (yet).

So...what Cabinet position are you getting?

“heroically flagging down police” If that is what is takes to be a hero these days we are fucked.

Thiiiiiis. They gained absolutely nothing from it. They didn’t get him to give up a *single* thing that brought him down. They just fucked around for weeks and then went “oh JK, we kill you now.”

Shocking Twist: He’s married to a 14 year old.

this doesn’t make any sense. you’re old enough to be married but you still end up inside a hot topic?

He’s NEVER getting into Cooperstown...

He’s a virgin that talks about vehicles. It’s a straightforward name man

“I’m pregnant!”

Here we go. Somebody’s pissed because Rogue One had non-whites and non-males in it.

It wasn’t thousands of closely packed zombies. You can only fit so many bodies (living or dead) in a given space. In order to break ice like that, you need to put a combined weight on a specific area. That means 50+ zombies would need to fit in the space just vacated by 7 people.

LOL. 6ft of one those chains would weigh as much as that ferry. Plus you would never use chains to pull a ferry because metal, water, and air are a terrible threesome.

I find that the issue isn’t as much whether events could or could not happen as depicted (in this universe) but rather whether, as a viewer, they cause you to stop and try to understand how they could’ve happened when you would otherwise be enthralled in the narrative. I think it’s fair to say that, in this respect,…

I know you might be too young, but it’s totally from the intro to Magnum PI! Super fitting.

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