He was really asking to get belted.

One problem with elite is they always want to talk about actual news stories. We have to reach out to whites where they live—comment sections.

That’s what anyone struggling to read looks like

Everybody in the UK is required to play soccer and is stuck in regimented divisions; failure to comply results in a mandated visit to Room 101*. Deadspin will cover any developments that happen in the 6th to 498th divisions.

10th division?

Listen, if they wanted to know specifics about how things were run the person they should be talking to is the Specific Manager.

How is this NOT a foul?

That actually seems like a very bad fake punt, in terms of design, that required luck and excellent execution in order to work.

If I had a Golf, I’d run mine naked 24/7, too. I might even take the plastic off of the handbrake as well.

OK, but...

“the meaning of a tie”?

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

Carl Winslow or Carl Weathers? Because I’m pretty sure Creed has never done anything gay... aside from the romp through the sand and a possible sword fight or two with Rocky.

This car looks exactly like the one you look in 10 years and think: “Aww these first self-driving cars looked so silly with all their sensors and cameras sticking out from everywhere”. Kind of a recurring theme on 1st gen tech looking all bulky and clumsy.

1. Empire Strikes Back

Someone please explain how this dour mess was “good”. Seriously? I’d love to hear it.

Yeah, first thing that went through my mind when I saw that quote was Pearl Harbor...

What in the actual fuck does this even mean? I’m sorry for being an old, but has “chill” been converted to “fuck” without proper notification? Has any paperwork been filed on this? Without formal notification, “chill” still means to sit on ones ass with no sense of urgency to accomplish a particular goal. Good…