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He was really asking to get belted.

One problem with elite is they always want to talk about actual news stories. We have to reach out to whites where they live—comment sections.

That’s what anyone struggling to read looks like

Everybody in the UK is required to play soccer and is stuck in regimented divisions; failure to comply results in a mandated visit to Room 101*. Deadspin will cover any developments that happen in the 6th to 498th divisions.

10th division?

Listen, if they wanted to know specifics about how things were run the person they should be talking to is the Specific Manager.

Ironically, the Doctor is now played by a True Scotsman.

Not kidding, back in 1958, a tsunami in Alaska had waves as tall as 1,722 feet pummeling them.

How is this NOT a foul?

That actually seems like a very bad fake punt, in terms of design, that required luck and excellent execution in order to work.

If I had a Golf, I’d run mine naked 24/7, too. I might even take the plastic off of the handbrake as well.

OK, but...

“the meaning of a tie”?

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

Carl Winslow or Carl Weathers? Because I’m pretty sure Creed has never done anything gay... aside from the romp through the sand and a possible sword fight or two with Rocky.

1. Empire Strikes Back

Someone please explain how this dour mess was “good”. Seriously? I’d love to hear it.