Yeah, first thing that went through my mind when I saw that quote was Pearl Harbor...

Bush opposed stem cell research on ethical grounds after careful consultation with experts

“...To be fair to Bush though, he was not anti-science. Bush opposed stem cell research on ethical grounds...”

Yeah no. Believing every blastocyst has a magical plan from his friend in the sky is anti-Science.

What in the actual fuck does this even mean? I’m sorry for being an old, but has “chill” been converted to “fuck” without proper notification? Has any paperwork been filed on this? Without formal notification, “chill” still means to sit on ones ass with no sense of urgency to accomplish a particular goal. Good…

Tandy in Cover 2

Yeah, he’s a great basketball player. But I just can’t forgive him for bombing that building in Oklahoma City all those years ago.

KHAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

OMG STOP MANGIFFING!!! /s

Wow what a dunk!

Keep in mind who we’re talking about, though. Bigot, misogynist, xenophobe, loudmouthed braggart; comparatively speaking, hypocrite is nearly a compliment.

I was really gunning for winsome crone to be Pantone’s color of the year.

Shouldn’t they be with the lien holder?

Most people I know would be thrilled to get a letter from the President elect.

Wait wait wait. Did you guys actually watch the video? It was a bunch of people driving normally. One of them forgot to turn on his headlights, and there was some bad lane usage, but I didn’t notice any bad vehicle control. It was just a police officer pulling people over for speeding, like on any other day. Except on…

Judge Judy : Do you have any other witnesses?

Sheesh! Women nail drivers.

C’mon. The guys aren’t that good looking.

At first I thought watching a game backward didn’t make a lot of sense. Then I realized it’s just another perspective. And from that perspective every game ends in a tie. And then I thought, why not draft another power forward?

The Enzo almost looks like the go-go gadget car

With Prince Lestat and the Realms of Atlantis, I think you may have invented the genre of gothic science-fiction.