Baby got ba... Oh wait. She doesn’t.  Not too big a deal, seeing as how I don’t have anaconda.

A VW Bus. More specifically, A blue and white VW Bus driven by Libyans who use it to go back in time to 1984 to prevent a mad scientist from stealing their plutonium, inadvertently running over and killing a woman named Sarah Connor on the way.

I’ve always heard Mrs. Lincoln as well. But the thought of some clueless, Mr. Magoo reporter addressing an unconscious President has given new life to an old joke. It’s “Mr.” for me from now on.

A steering wheel that falls off?

I’m pretty sure he’s an adolescent slenderman.

Are you talking about Beck’s rod?

I don't know much about KISS, but if any member deserves a medal, it's the guy that got stuck with the cat makeup.  They had 4 designs for 4 people, three of which were pretty cool, and one that was cat makeup. He's been taking one for the team for forty years now without complaint. It's high time he be rewarded.

Don't make light of a national tragedy.

Sriraja, Si-racha, Sriracha, Siracha are all preexisting names for Thai hot sauces that David Tran says inspired his sauce. The oldest definite use was for a sauce called Sriraja Panich and it was first sold in 1932.

I remember being a child and hearing that so and so was battling dementia, and just it sounded so metal. Like they were beheading demons with lightsabers in Stovokor while riding Harleys. I learned that was not the case around the time my grandfather became convinced that my grandmother was having an affair with the…

Fuck you for being so insensitive. My attorney died of cardiac arrest in that tamale line. And he got sunburned.

I made a perfect relay throw from shortstop to home for my then girlfriend’s company softball team. My girlfriend, who didn’t have a clue what she was doing, was playing catcher at the time, but that was all right, because the pitcher was supposed to cover for her for on any plays at the plate. He forgot, and my…

I heard that next week Trump will be honoring the heads of the Tuskegee syphilis experiment. That’s as close as he’ll get, though. 

I was born in Puerto Rico. After the age of three, I’ve lived my entire life within the continental United States with the exception of six months when I lived in England, so I stand with Liz on this one. We British folks have to stick together.

If the engine fails, a tube drops down from the overhead compartments and everyone blows. Be sure to safely start blowing into your own tube before you help a child with blowing into their tube.

I think they locked themselves into Narrative Prison when they counted on more books being completed and then decided to shorten the series from 10 full seasons to whatever it is now. Other shows with better writers have handled this well. Deep Space Nine comes to mind.

I 100% thought that bearded Mark-Paul Gosselaar was Mr. Belding.

What’s the name for someone who displays Dunning–Kruger effect like tendencies within their own field of expertise? Is it the Grunfeld-Gruden effect?

I’m not an NFL fan, so I might be wrong here, but I believe this guys name was something like “Kenneth Largecock IV”.