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I totally agree that they’re pretty damn close. I just think that the minor changes they made had a huge impact on what class of car it appears to be. And there are obviously quite a few people who see it that way. It’s kind of how subtle changes to a persons make up or facial hair can have a big impact on how they’re

I’m not making your argument for you. You said they’re identical. Now you’re saying they’re a little different. And I’m saying those small changes make a huge difference in how the overall vehicle looks. It’s the difference between something that looks like a high end luxury vehicle, and something that looks like a

WTF are you talking about?

I loved the concept version. And even though the production version is very similar, it somehow went from a better looking Bentley, to a great looking Ford.

Also, not a chef, but I have a mix of All-Clad and Cuisinart Multiclad, and as far as construction quality and cooking ability, they seem to be on par with each other. But the area that sets the Cuisinart far above the All-Clad (other than price) for me is the handles. The All-Clad handles pinch my hand in a way

Also, not a chef, but I have a mix of All-Clad and Cuisinart Multiclad, and as far as construction quality and

When I was 18, I was going back to visit my friend in a small western Pennsylvania town which had a bustling Latino population of zero, other than the time when my family lived there. I was arriving late, maybe 2:30 AM, and decided to get a few snacks at the local Sheetz (regional Kwik-E-Mart) before arriving at my

If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times: John Landis was a poor choice to direct Miracle of the Hudson II.

No. It was a man that I seriously thought might be Captain Lou Albano before I realized Captain Lou would have been in his 70s, and this guy was probably 45.

Feces ON public transportation along with an accompanying proud declaration of “I just shit in my pants!” is what finally convinced my wife that we should move.

About 10 years ago, I was at a rest station McDonald’s in upstate NY with my infant son sitting in a across from me in a high chair, when my son turned to his right and confusingly said “Papa?”. My wife and I looked over, and there I was, eating a burger, only this “me” was about a foot and a half shorter than real

I have lived next to an airport, and I was sitting with my family inside a restaurant right next to where they pulled this shit on Saturday, and at that distance, both my wife and I thought it sounded pretty damn realistic.

This guy is one crafty player.

It looks very grounded to the grounds.

I think these cab-over vans are a blast to drive and don’t really inspire much rollover induced fear. Certainly nothing approaching Ford Explorer/Bronco II levels. During highway driving, if there are strong crosswinds, it can feel like you’re driving a sailboat, but that’s the only negative I can think of.  

He had hand reduction surgery so he could pretend his cock was bigger.

But are they Japanese or western cats?

For reals. I’m pretty sure the only reason I didn’t even make it to the NBA is because I fucked Beatrice Kardashian. What was I thinking?

I don’t think that’s the case here. Last Saturday I was skiing Cochran Ski Area in Vermont, and all of a sudden I was in some desert crashing into a fucking kangaroo. For some reason, slope wormholes a real bitch this year. 

It’s got to be... bigotry.

I just assumed it was the name of the first panda to ever race a Top Fuel dragster.