Theater seats do not agree with my body. How much will spoilers ruin the movie if I decide to wait to watch this in the comfort of my home?  I doubt I’ll be able to avoid them for months. For reference, knowing that Han Solo died would have been annoying, but wouldn’t have ruined TFA. Whereas, knowing that Vader was…

Someday, I may actually finish reading the article I linked to and prove you wrong. Then you’ll be sorry. Someday.

I get it, you want to be willfully obtuse and dense, thus want to dismiss what I said as “strawmen” even though it directly related back to what you said

Airball? That was nothing but net twice.

LOL, wrong, yet again. That’s exactly what Bernie has tried to do:

How could you write this post while failing to comment on the truly scandalous part. These mother fuckers are trying to say that this is not a neolithic map.

I just heard that David Wright is starting for Eli Manning this Sunday if his 72 hour stretching marathon goes well. If not, Jose Reyes will suit up.

he has said white working class is his priority, and therefore should also be the DNC’s.

Lay off Cadfael, you punk! It’s hard for a CSI monk to find to find work these days.

And you know damn well that I explained my reasoning afterword. But of course you cut that part off.

Hispanics and Latinos tend to be much more conservative and tend to support Republicans. 

Well, I’m a liberal Latino in Vermont who did much less than Bernie did for the Alabama race, and I too feel like “we” won because that Senate seat affects me just as much as it affects the people of Alabama.

I’ll disagree with you. When my wife and I moved to Boston we weren’t aware of its racist reputation, but we were both shocked by the amount of casual racism that people were perfectly comfortable dropping in the workplace. And while most of the people I interacted with were polite, there was definitely an increase in…

I drill my artisanal ice holes using nothing less than the finest vintage hand augers. Using a DeWalt? Disgusting! Why not take a shit on the ice while your at it.

This reminds me of the time I tried grocery shopping without an autonomous cart: Pea soup, Twinkies, and blood everywhere!

Jesus! I saw Jim Nabors in the headline and thought it would be followed by “Accused of Groping Some Women”, or something like that. I’ve never been so relieved to find out someone was only dead. R.I.P.

I tried putting change into my cupholder once, but freaked out, and in my panic ran over an old lady. I wiped the gore off my bumper, and quickly put the change back in the change holder. NEVER AGAIN!

Hmmm? He does have the magnetic appeal and mustache of all time great politician Joseph Stalin.

You obviously haven’t seen The Polar Express. He plays a conductor who lures children onto a train with promises of candy and hot chocolate, and then delivers them to a child molester at the north pole. Since seeing this, I burst into tears any time I hear sleigh-bells. Absolutely chilling.

I was driving down a dark road one night, and in my periphery I saw an anteater in the woods, which is odd because I’m pretty sure there aren’t anteaters in Massachusetts. I pulled over freed a raccoon that had gotten its head stuck in a travel mug and was blindly walking in circles.