I think that was a Wii tennis move.

You would crash the plane! That seems a little extreme.

Hey, remember when baseball players were big enough stars that an affair was front page news? I do. And so does Wade Boggs. 

I tried the V8 thing with my engine. It’s bullshit. Didn’t work at all. It ran for like a minute, probably on the gas that was left in the fuel line, and then petered out. I’m going to give Clamato a try and see if that’s any better. I can’t find the premium octopus tomato juice stuff that’s supposed to prevents…

A Red Sox existential crisis? Hopfully this will lead to Wade Boggs finally accepting Jesus Christ as his savior and we can finally put all this Margo Adams nonsense to bed. He’s still on the Red Sox, right?

If he takes after his grandma, I’m pretty sure her cause of death was an cerebral aneurysm.

I just figured out how to hide all these unsightly autonomous car lidar systems. They’ll become the hood ornaments of the 21st century. You can barely see the lidar now.

Also, a George Foreman Grill is not shaped like George Foreman. When you want to grill something, you don’t grab George Foreman by the sternum, pull his rib cage apart, and shove some meat in. You don’t start grilling by pushing the xiphoid process.

Joe Thomas says he’s already experiencing memory loss, he then goes on to explain that he’s already experiencing memory loss.

A brown 1981 Nissan Datsun Maxima Diesel. It talked. Not always when it was supposed to, but it talked. In 1981. Before Knight Rider aired. And it wasn’t an electronic voice. It was a little cylinder record, probably salvaged from Thomas Edison’s trash shed, and you could hear it reset when it finished talking.…

The Plague Dogs captures that same beautiful, empty feeling that Watership Down has (it’s not for everyone), but holy fuck, that ending. Brutal. I’ve watched Watership Down many times, but I’ve only watched The Plague Dogs once.

I saw it when I was 4, and I became kind of obsessed with it. My brother and sister hated it, but it fell into the disturbingly fascinating zone for me. I showed it to my own kids when they were little. One hated it, but the other kept asking “Can we watch the film where the bunny says ‘the field is covered in…

“Just kill me”

Which one is the real Jessica Rabbit? The resemblance is uncanny.

Not baseball, but a fondue accident took out 2 kickers and a wife in my all time favorite sports injury.

That’s depressing. But think how much more awesome the NFL would be if they adopted his helmet style.

Boy! Every Single UndeRhandEd Thing On DRIves to the hoop Negates King james’ YOlo UndeRpants OVulAtion cunniLingus Turtle shINE!

It’s easy. If you look at only the uppercase letters, they spell “The payoff was not worth the small effort it took to figure this out.”

I’ll never understand why this guy has so many male fans. And why do they dress like rainbow horses?