Oooh. A miniature luck dragon!

He’s always been money when shooting from the elbow.

I don’t care about testing. I just think that everything should go on the Nürburgring because it’s awesome seeing this stuff.

This has been a fun ordeal to follow. I think next year you should go easy on yourself, and try to build an off-roader from scratch starting with discarded soup cans and aluminum foil. Give yourself at least two weeks.

Fairfax County Police reported on Friday that the man, known only to us a Plaxico B, was rushed to a local hospital after shooting himself while trying to holster his weapon at the National Firearms Museum.

I would have done that dunk too, but unfortunately we’re not all blessed with parents as short as young Mr. Hands.

You think that image is patriotic, but what he’s really thinking is “Oh Canada. Please give me refuge until this Trumpsterfire™ burns itself out.”

I’m going to second what SillyPuttyStrangler said and then add to it. I wear a 15AA. I select for size on Amazon, sort the price low to high, and check in periodically. When I see something on sale for a low price and it sort of fills a need, I buy it. If they don’t fit, I donate them or return them. I’ve got a…

I’m Latino, just recently moved to Vermont, and tried to get my license at the Burlington DMV. They subjected me to an hour and a half of suspicion, hostility, and other bullshit, before ultimately denying me my license for a clearly made up reason. I’ve procured licenses in PA,NY,CA without issue, and currently had…

Mmmmmmm, Baked Rabbit.

The Raptors were down by 15 with 10 seconds to go and they try and cut it to 13 instead of dribbling it out and losing with some dignity. Fucking disgraceful!

The same corner in car form.

Big Polish center.

Fuck that. If I can’t vote Austin Rivers for MVP then I’m abstaining this year. What a farce.

“Fast And Furious Bullshit” is the next film in the series, where the crew is illegally smuggling corn-fed beef from Iowa to Pebble Beach to be sold as grass-fed using insanely modified farm equipment.

If only he’d been dressed like Marty the Monster.

This is ideal for wines served in screw top bottles.

That racing stripe down the middle leads me to believe that it would be more correct to refer to it as a merkin.

She has a permanent “survived traumatic brain injury” pass from me.