As the car careens of the cliff, the personalized license plate that simply says “Rosebud” is revealed.

That’s why you don’t take a gun to an “other guy has a gun too” fight.

Oh, come on. Bakersfield and Fresno aren’t nearly that lush and beautiful.

This post has inspired me to re-imagine a wolverine where his blades do not retract into his arms, but are instead hidden under huge flaps of skin at the ends of his arms. So instead of that metallic sounding “zing” you get when the blades appear, you get a slow, moist, dramatic unsheathing. You’re welcome.

That’s why you don’t go to some bullshit, alt-right rag for car advice. For that, I go directly to Stormfront. Did you know that 90% of all accidents committed against white cars are done by black cars?

I think this is proof that Kevin Nealon and Jon Lovitz had a child.

I’ve seen this before. I’m not falling for it this time.

I’m pretty sure the Trump is calling for a probe, not a Mustang.

I’m pretty sure that gif is from the episode of Gilligan’s Island where Gilligan ate the radioactive spinach.

I have a prize for you.

Thanks. I was thinking of changing my username. I don’t know if people can tell that it’s C. Thomas Howell from the movie Soul Man on a laser background. I am mixed race in real life, but I’ve been wondering what impression I’m giving people.

I think I’m late to the party, but good luck, and stay safe.

Why would somebody, at Baylor of all places, even think they could get away with this type of behavior?

There is no way Donald Trump wrote that. That’s coherent writing at least an 8th grade level.

Those are fake labels sewn on by the left leaning couturiers.

I got in line behind Gheorghe Mureșan at an Arby’s in San Francisco. The cashier asked him if he was that guy from the Billy Crystal movie, and he responded with “no”.

I misread it as budgies, so I’m even more upset... because that would be awesome.

All set. My Jim Bakker Survival Bucket transforms into a rapture grade warp drive.

I just wish people would stop doing it because it’s something a second grader would think is cool.

You know what’s weird. I just switched states and it appears all the same single moms moved too. They must want me bad.