I understand that “fucker” is not OK. But I always thought that adding the homey, comforting word “mother” humanized it to the point that it was acceptable for young ears. Am I running my day care wrong? “Snack time, mother fuckers.”

Don’t overlook forcing the daughter to marry her rapist. But it’s OK. The rapist is never allowed to divorce his victim. If only all marriages could start with such a solid foundation.

Everyone had character concerns about Dez, and he interviewed with plenty of other teams, yet they all managed to get their answers without going there.

If I’m interviewing someone for a job, even if I somehow knew for a fact that this persons father was a pimp and his mother was a prostitute, there’s just no way those subjects ever come up. It’s totally inappropriate. Judge a person by their own merits, not their parents.

Pictured: Gar Foreman.

Now you’ve outed yourself as someone who had HBO in the 80's. I was really hoping I could make a The Truth About Alex reference today, but you have to take what the good lord gives you.

You have to look on the bright side with these type of accidents. Sure, you’re down one car, but you’re up two motorcycles.

Oh man. This guy is sooo sexy that Jeff Ireland is going ask him if his mom is a prostitute. And if he says yes, his next question will be if he plans on getting into the family business, because Jeff Ireland has unrestricted access to the Saints petty cash drawer.

And, of course, this gay for pay bear pornstar.

Spoiler alert. Finnegan takes off too early, and Freiburger angrily yells “Finnegan Begin Again”.

Yeah. I bet within two months you’ll have a post praising the quirkiness of salt damaged, remora infested trucks. Hypocrite.

Here’s a fun story on the birth of the Royal Rumble, which started as a house show experiment that didn’t work.

Jesus people. Be polite. Pitch in. See what happens when you don’d mind your manors?

I, for one, don’t mind paying an extra 20% for a car, AS LONG AS I KNOW THAT THE EXTRA MONEY IS GOING INTO THE POCKETS OF THE 1% RICHEST PEOPLE IN THE COUNTRY. They’re the only ones I trust with my money. They obviously know what they’re doing. It’s not like they stumbled into their wealth through…

I used to work for a company which processed and computerized paper resumes for other companies, and we had our own box. Is was a box full of single unmatching shoes. These shoes were sent in by dumbasses who thought this was a clever way of “getting your foot in the door”. No dumbass, not only are you not getting…

CP all the way. My Water Buffalo seat ride is way better than this piece of shit. It can go over any terrain, even places even a Rubicon wouldn’t dare, runs on alternative fuel, is semi-autonomous, and you can get a used one for less than 1581475 Vietnamese dong. And no, I’m not talking about paying in penises. Do…

Oh come on. A little effort please?

Just to properly set expectations, it’s basically a less successful Reno 911 level show. If that’s your cup of tea, you’ll probably enjoy it.

Welcome home ladies... and Kenneth.

That’s all I know her from (I don’t pay attention to things). For the past few months I’ve been repeatedly delighted that the Halfway Home lady’s winning shit. She was fantastic in that.