That’s the thing. You interpreted his comment to be racist, because you share the same thoughts.

He said something which I interpenetrated to be racist, and I pointed it out. I can be wrong, but that doesn’t make me racist.

Twice in a row? Did some other comic make a joke about pancakes? And I swear to god, I was going to go with EdwardJamesAlmost until I thought of Edwardian. I even have a very bad, in progress avatar.

Oh, good lord. I didn’t pull my joke out of thin air. The posted story was about a misinterpretation of the word chapstick. So I thought of another very obvious way that chapstick could be misinterpreted. Take a hundred people, isolate them, and task them with coming up with a funny way of misinterpreting chapstick.…

Or people kept pointing out SUV crime statistics, which ignores my point. Or people kept saying something akin to “People of all creeds and colors commit crimes. You’re the real racist here!”, which also ignores my point. So if you have something to add, please do. Until then, your just saying say neener neneer.

The roll goes on backwards. It is now colored brown to hide the stains. And it’s made of 100% recycled cat hair. Bring on the riches!

Ah, Thanks for contributing. I always appreciate it when someone pops in to say neener neneer.

Florida Governor Rick Scott confirmed on Tuesday that there are five new cases of non-travel related Zika

-Well, I had to google Cyanide and Happiness. Link to the the comic when you accuse somebody of stealing a joke!

I would like it to be called “I do not understand how RichardNixon72's comments relate to what I have previously written”.

Gilliam is lucky. I was arrested in England when they thought a tried to buy “a chap’s dick”.

I would like to announce that in real life I shall no longer be going by the name Youthful Scamp, and shall henceforth use my given name, Mr. Belvedere.

It’s really easy here. You just past in the image or youtube url into your comment and kinja automatically does the rest. So, flame away!

Also, don’t reschedule an interview at the last minute by saying you have a previous engagement. It shows poor planning, and, according to Burce Hurwitz, “Makes you sound like a slut who’s running around getting engaged all the time.” His words. Not Mine.

You don’t see goiters too often any more. They were the best. Stupid iodine fortified foods.

I am the best dad, and I have real live kids. I just changed the story slightly for comedic effect. The truth is, they were in bed, but still awake and rowdy. And it wasn’t a hoodie, it was a hat similar to this one which I had pulled down over my face. I’ll try the hoodie thing next time so I’m less of a liar.

It is when I burst into my kids room in the middle of the night to scare the shit out of them.

No. I was trying to use what I thought was an example he would agree was obviously coded racist language in order to find some common ground, but I even failed to find that.

Why did you post this? What am I wrong about? I haven’t made any argument about what part of the country SUVs are stolen or where they end up.

OK, I’ll start over. If you weren’t thinking about about primarily Mexican American neighborhoods, then I sincerely apologize. But you need to understand that “the bad part of town” is the type of coded language a racist would use, and people are going to think it’s a racist comment. That is the reality we live in.